happy happy birthday i loves me some birthday...
Today I fell down the stairs at work and seriously bruised my tail bone. Which is a nice way of saying that my ass hurts. Fortunately, noone saw me. Unfortunately, my ass hurts, and sitting down is a.. pain in the ass. I remember being little, and doing this to myself all the time when going down slides. You're sliding down, you get some momentum, suddenly your at the bottom, and off the bottom, and bam! You're ass is totally sore for like a week.
What an intriguing entry I'm writing. I'm currently waiting for my parents to get here to shower me with love and attention and presents and FOOD. Jessica and I left the same place, at the same time, and I've been home for 25 minutes while she has yet to get here. I think this means that she will be showering me with love and attention and presents as well. And then later in the evening, my friends get to shower me with alcohol.
My birthdays are always awesome, and easily my favorite holiday. Maybe this means that I'm really self-centered, but I think that once in awhile I'm entitled to be that way.
My butt, er tut weh.
What an intriguing entry I'm writing. I'm currently waiting for my parents to get here to shower me with love and attention and presents and FOOD. Jessica and I left the same place, at the same time, and I've been home for 25 minutes while she has yet to get here. I think this means that she will be showering me with love and attention and presents as well. And then later in the evening, my friends get to shower me with alcohol.
My birthdays are always awesome, and easily my favorite holiday. Maybe this means that I'm really self-centered, but I think that once in awhile I'm entitled to be that way.
My butt, er tut weh.