The Book of Jenn Reily Quotes
Okay, for the record- Jenn knows I wrote down all the quotes she said on the trip up there and that i'm publishign it. So if you are reading this and you think this is cruel of me, she knows it and she asked for a copy of it for graduation! Jenn is the funniest person i know and i love her to death, and this is definitly not intended to be mean. Its basically for the people on the van that got humor out of all of her quotes she said on the trip. So here it goes! Remember, these are all Jenn Reily Quotes!
[Driving past Mt. Trashmore] Jenn: "What mountain is that?"
Jenn: The people in the back of the van go on first
Katie: Well i guess thats you jenn
Jenn: OH YAY!
"Some people are jus tmore beautiful to others"- Jenn
Jenn: I cant strobe
Tyler: You mean rave?
Jenn: YEAH!
[Playing Vally of Green Grass Doors]
Katie: Thers walls, but no ceiling
Jenn: Oh! Its a FOREST!
Tyler: Heres some clues jenn- Cheese, but no crackers. Green but no blue...
Jenn: OH! Blue Cheese!
Jenn: I'm going to make up my own game! Its called Mountain Of the Blue Sky!
Kari: I feel my stomach getting larger in size and capacity
Jenn: Oh- thats because you ate bread- it expands in your stomach. You know like when you bake bread it rises?
Jenn's random sining!
[Driving through Jacksonville]
Jenn: This looks like Chicago! Hey- looks like the Eifle Tower! Doesnt it look like New York? Look at that building- its like a city!
"Does anyone have any lycsol?"
"When I was little I used to think that the angels were spitting whenever it rained"
"Theres this Canadian--his name is Frank-- he wants his own show and call it Frank!"
Abby: Thers another one for Cafe Risque
Jenn: Is that a joke, because you know that they put billboards up for no reason!
"I have dry eyes! Clear eyes for dry eyes to moisturize! You get it? Moisturize- moist your eyes?"
"Theres this girl that had no arms and she put her contacts in with her toes! She put MASCARA ON WITH HER TOES!!"
"I'm flashaphobic"
"The plural of horse is horsen- youknow ox, oxen"
"Did you see that movie where they stole a bus from a deaf school?"
"Brunswick reminds me of a chicken leg or something-- oh- i'm thinking of Drumstick!"
"I dont know where my bag is- i left it on the ground somewhere!?"
Kari: Its hot in here
Jenn: Uh- lets turn the air on guys!
Kari: Uh, the cars not on Jenn!
"How do you get food poisoning"
[Driving through the mountians with fog everywhere]
Jenn: you mean these arent the smokey mountains?
Papa: No Jennifer
Jenn: Then wheres the smoke coming from??
(talking about driving) "I never do anything wrong! I always stop at the orange lights!"
[Driving through a tunnel]
Jenn: "Oh! They light these things now?"
"I'm just on a different level of maturity then you guys"
"It looks like gorilla faces carved in the mountains- you know like the Presidents?"
Jenn: Okay, on the way up i thought i was going crazy. I saw a trailer pulling a house
Kari: Its called a mobilehome jenn!
Jenn: No! It was a "Mobile" "home"
[Raining outside, the radio isnt coming in]
Tyler: Jenn, go hold onto the antenna
Jenn: (gives him a look) Nice try!
Jenn: Are they playing basketball in the gym? Whats that tepe thing?
Danielle: We dont know Jenn- we're just like you, we've never been here before!
Tyler: Are they playing basketball in the gym Jenn?
Jenn: I dont know- I dont have ESPN
[In the lobby- Girl w/ puppet comes behind jenn and puts it on her head]
Jenn: Oh my gosh! I thought that was like a wild racoon or something!
[Playing hangman]
Lexi: give us a Jenn Reily quote thats hard!
Jenn: I LOVE CORN!!
Jenn: (eating a chocolate chip cookie) Theres a bone in my cookie- or a nut that has been fossilized!
"Salt makes you bloat"
"My grill doesnt make hush-puppies"
(People making monkey noises in van) "This place is like a barn"
"Arabs are from Iraq"
Ty: "Jenny-bird!"
Jenn: "Tyler-giraffe"
And thats all folks! Oh how fun our ride was to and from West Virginia! We klove you Jenn, and ask anyone on our van, it definitly wouldnt have been the same without you! :)
[Driving past Mt. Trashmore] Jenn: "What mountain is that?"
Jenn: The people in the back of the van go on first
Katie: Well i guess thats you jenn
Jenn: OH YAY!
"Some people are jus tmore beautiful to others"- Jenn
Jenn: I cant strobe
Tyler: You mean rave?
Jenn: YEAH!
[Playing Vally of Green Grass Doors]
Katie: Thers walls, but no ceiling
Jenn: Oh! Its a FOREST!
Tyler: Heres some clues jenn- Cheese, but no crackers. Green but no blue...
Jenn: OH! Blue Cheese!
Jenn: I'm going to make up my own game! Its called Mountain Of the Blue Sky!
Kari: I feel my stomach getting larger in size and capacity
Jenn: Oh- thats because you ate bread- it expands in your stomach. You know like when you bake bread it rises?
Jenn's random sining!
[Driving through Jacksonville]
Jenn: This looks like Chicago! Hey- looks like the Eifle Tower! Doesnt it look like New York? Look at that building- its like a city!
"Does anyone have any lycsol?"
"When I was little I used to think that the angels were spitting whenever it rained"
"Theres this Canadian--his name is Frank-- he wants his own show and call it Frank!"
Abby: Thers another one for Cafe Risque
Jenn: Is that a joke, because you know that they put billboards up for no reason!
"I have dry eyes! Clear eyes for dry eyes to moisturize! You get it? Moisturize- moist your eyes?"
"Theres this girl that had no arms and she put her contacts in with her toes! She put MASCARA ON WITH HER TOES!!"
"I'm flashaphobic"
"The plural of horse is horsen- youknow ox, oxen"
"Did you see that movie where they stole a bus from a deaf school?"
"Brunswick reminds me of a chicken leg or something-- oh- i'm thinking of Drumstick!"
"I dont know where my bag is- i left it on the ground somewhere!?"
Kari: Its hot in here
Jenn: Uh- lets turn the air on guys!
Kari: Uh, the cars not on Jenn!
"How do you get food poisoning"
[Driving through the mountians with fog everywhere]
Jenn: you mean these arent the smokey mountains?
Papa: No Jennifer
Jenn: Then wheres the smoke coming from??
(talking about driving) "I never do anything wrong! I always stop at the orange lights!"
[Driving through a tunnel]
Jenn: "Oh! They light these things now?"
"I'm just on a different level of maturity then you guys"
"It looks like gorilla faces carved in the mountains- you know like the Presidents?"
Jenn: Okay, on the way up i thought i was going crazy. I saw a trailer pulling a house
Kari: Its called a mobilehome jenn!
Jenn: No! It was a "Mobile" "home"
[Raining outside, the radio isnt coming in]
Tyler: Jenn, go hold onto the antenna
Jenn: (gives him a look) Nice try!
Jenn: Are they playing basketball in the gym? Whats that tepe thing?
Danielle: We dont know Jenn- we're just like you, we've never been here before!
Tyler: Are they playing basketball in the gym Jenn?
Jenn: I dont know- I dont have ESPN
[In the lobby- Girl w/ puppet comes behind jenn and puts it on her head]
Jenn: Oh my gosh! I thought that was like a wild racoon or something!
[Playing hangman]
Lexi: give us a Jenn Reily quote thats hard!
Jenn: I LOVE CORN!!
Jenn: (eating a chocolate chip cookie) Theres a bone in my cookie- or a nut that has been fossilized!
"Salt makes you bloat"
"My grill doesnt make hush-puppies"
(People making monkey noises in van) "This place is like a barn"
"Arabs are from Iraq"
Ty: "Jenny-bird!"
Jenn: "Tyler-giraffe"
And thats all folks! Oh how fun our ride was to and from West Virginia! We klove you Jenn, and ask anyone on our van, it definitly wouldnt have been the same without you! :)