A special reminder for my ALC troops:
STAY ON GUARD
As today is the day of the debil (being 6/6/6,) the forces of evil and malice will be especially active. Do NOT leave your homes without the proper protection and weaponry. Put down all lolis in the act of evil deeds on sight; those that aren't yet involved in such viciousness are still likely to taint your fellow man at any time, so don't take your eyes off of them. Remember to wear your special Jiggly Girl Happy Fun Viewmasters, just in case they try to shock and humiliate you with cosplay, bondage gear, or in the worst case, partial or full nudity.
Stand your ground, men. We stand as the last line of defense against this heinous plague. Stock well your porn, fortify your nailbats with fresh spikes. Wear your cups with pride, as they may be the only thing saving you from complete emasculinity and the shame of living a life as a dirty, filthy, pathetic pedophile. Do not be weak! The fate of the human race depends on you! Fight for the ideals of a world where children can be children and play without fear, unmolested by people corrupted by the work of vile lolis!
As today is the day of the debil (being 6/6/6,) the forces of evil and malice will be especially active. Do NOT leave your homes without the proper protection and weaponry. Put down all lolis in the act of evil deeds on sight; those that aren't yet involved in such viciousness are still likely to taint your fellow man at any time, so don't take your eyes off of them. Remember to wear your special Jiggly Girl Happy Fun Viewmasters, just in case they try to shock and humiliate you with cosplay, bondage gear, or in the worst case, partial or full nudity.
Stand your ground, men. We stand as the last line of defense against this heinous plague. Stock well your porn, fortify your nailbats with fresh spikes. Wear your cups with pride, as they may be the only thing saving you from complete emasculinity and the shame of living a life as a dirty, filthy, pathetic pedophile. Do not be weak! The fate of the human race depends on you! Fight for the ideals of a world where children can be children and play without fear, unmolested by people corrupted by the work of vile lolis!