Wow please. Just-fucking-wow.
...so where do I start? Maybe we should start with you miserable urchins sucking the life out of the proverbial fish tank of Alaska...oh wait, maybe we could make a remark about how disgusting all of you slobs are when you long after my remarkable exterior. Get the fuck off me. GET-
I think this bear is going mental for once. Have you ever witnessed the unfortunate side effects that a homicial bear produces? Probably nothing up your alley anyway, us polar bears become more rare, we aren't getting any younger, and the necessity for the good ol' arctic delight(Greensburg, p.34) is fading with the upcoming seasons.
I realize it isn't hybernation season yet, but this fur doesn't tame itself, son.
Oh, and faghater get the fuck off my ass already, I'm tired of you parading around like a civilized astute individual. You look like scum to me. Die.
I hope all of you buy the biggest bag of Chips O'Hoy Cookies, consume them all within the hour, choke violently on the remains, and remain motionless like a good corpse should,
The Holiday Bear-Bear....Bear.
I think this bear is going mental for once. Have you ever witnessed the unfortunate side effects that a homicial bear produces? Probably nothing up your alley anyway, us polar bears become more rare, we aren't getting any younger, and the necessity for the good ol' arctic delight(Greensburg, p.34) is fading with the upcoming seasons.
I realize it isn't hybernation season yet, but this fur doesn't tame itself, son.
Oh, and faghater get the fuck off my ass already, I'm tired of you parading around like a civilized astute individual. You look like scum to me. Die.
I hope all of you buy the biggest bag of Chips O'Hoy Cookies, consume them all within the hour, choke violently on the remains, and remain motionless like a good corpse should,
The Holiday Bear-Bear....Bear.