From :
Sent : Monday, January 17, 2005 11:36 AM
To : theholidaybearstyle@hotmail.com
Subject : I'm sorry
Hey, I was just writing you to let you know that I am tired of fighting you and I am really fearful of what you may do to me if you ever saw me in Alaska. Hmmm...how do I say this...I'm sorry? I didn't really mean to inconvenience you in any way, it's just that my Livejournal is horrendous and not funny at all, so in a way I am so happy that you decided to post on it. I should actually be thanking you for all the publicity lately. Listen, I just want to be friends that's all. A possible truce would be acceptable too. I'll stop commenting, ok?
Sorry for all the trouble,
Lance
PS: All of that ghetto slang was just a big cover-up. I'm still in highschool and I haven't taken too many english courses yet, my apologies.
PPS: Don't tell anyone my real name is Lance, I don't want them to gay-bash me.
Well there you have it. I recieved an email from
faghater this morning telling me of this. I was pretty shocked in some ways, but in others, not. I knew I was the bane of his existence all along and it was only a matter of time before he buckled under the pressure of my comments. I just thought I would mess with him at first (like bears do, mostly) and play with the little guy for a while to give him some hope of winning against me. It's a good thing I thought about it longer and then decided to bury him.
-The Holiday Barbarian