Remind me to stop that.
Asked the universe for what I want and they gave me a stomach bug. Very tricksy, universe. I'm on to you and I don't think you're quite as funny as you think you are.
I also like the hot and cold flashes mixed with the runny nose and the weird lack of ginger in my house.
Mike gets back on Saturday but there is no reprieve. He's right back to work once he's off the plane. Just gonna cry real tears, nbd.
At least tomorrow maybe I can have my IUD removed. It'll be awesome. So awesome it probably isn't going to happen. Please insert silent scream of frustration here.
Also, don't ask me how much I hate helper monkeys this week. I hate helper monkeys. I hate all of the helper monkeys.
I can't wait until Friday though when I can write up the beautiful review of my sister marrying her boyfriend the minute he gets out of prison. I want to make this shit up. I want to tell you my life is really just a trashy novel I'm writing for funsies and my family is super normal.
In fact, I'm telling you that. Believe the hype. That way the crazy will seem fun and zany. Yes.
I also like the hot and cold flashes mixed with the runny nose and the weird lack of ginger in my house.
Mike gets back on Saturday but there is no reprieve. He's right back to work once he's off the plane. Just gonna cry real tears, nbd.
At least tomorrow maybe I can have my IUD removed. It'll be awesome. So awesome it probably isn't going to happen. Please insert silent scream of frustration here.
Also, don't ask me how much I hate helper monkeys this week. I hate helper monkeys. I hate all of the helper monkeys.
I can't wait until Friday though when I can write up the beautiful review of my sister marrying her boyfriend the minute he gets out of prison. I want to make this shit up. I want to tell you my life is really just a trashy novel I'm writing for funsies and my family is super normal.
In fact, I'm telling you that. Believe the hype. That way the crazy will seem fun and zany. Yes.