I am a master of adulthood.
Things to do with amazing tax return:
Buy stripper pole and tell kids it's a "fireman's pole". Pull out a large chunk of the tax return in small bills. Make it rain in the living room. Roll around in the rain. Be impressed with how much money my kids just earned me.
Pretend to be a fish and swim in the cash.
No, totally. I am SO an adult.
Buy stripper pole and tell kids it's a "fireman's pole". Pull out a large chunk of the tax return in small bills. Make it rain in the living room. Roll around in the rain. Be impressed with how much money my kids just earned me.
Pretend to be a fish and swim in the cash.
No, totally. I am SO an adult.