I have come with a solution to all of lifes problems

Aug 20, 2005 00:00

I know this world has a lot of problems.
All these cultural issues, money issues, job issues etc etc the list goes on and on.
Well luckily I dont have school anymore and ive been thinking it over.
A good way to decide all of lifes problems is a mexican stand off.
whether you want to use real guns or paintball guns its up to you but thats the way we should do it.
You want to invade a major country? the two leaders of both countries have the stand off
and if the invader wins then he gets to invade untouched.
Also if you want to get a raise at your job and or get promoted then again
both people will take a stand at the end of a hallway or road.
and you'll have the mexican stand off.
if you peg your boss then you get promoted and all is well..you'll know that you didnt sleep your way to the top. you'll be confident knowing that your cunning and quick reflexes got you where you are.
OH and if you lose you cant be a pussy about it...if you lose you know you suck and you can keep your current standing for a predetermined amount of time until you can challenge the person again (unless your a pussy, poor spot or dead). SO there you have it folks.
The answer to all lifes problems.
A mexican stand off.
Now go and spread the word my minions.
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