Breakfast Convo...
Me: Oh, ya know, I have less than 89 days until my due date.
Jon: She needs to hurry up in there. *pats my belly* I just can't wait to meet her.
Me: She won't come out until she's done cookin', honey.
Jon: Well, you need to turn up the heat or something.
Me: That's not how you cook something!
Jon: Yeah it is.
Me: It takes time to cook...
Jon: No, it takes time if you're slow-cooking... It's only 15 minutes for a bun!
(Cross-posted to august_2006)
Jon: She needs to hurry up in there. *pats my belly* I just can't wait to meet her.
Me: She won't come out until she's done cookin', honey.
Jon: Well, you need to turn up the heat or something.
Me: That's not how you cook something!
Jon: Yeah it is.
Me: It takes time to cook...
Jon: No, it takes time if you're slow-cooking... It's only 15 minutes for a bun!
(Cross-posted to august_2006)