mostly poop
Up to New Year's resolution: I'm writing in this fucker every day, even if it's just to say "I took this really awful dump today. It reaggrivated my old sphincter injury from July."
Speaking of feces, I had a dream last night that Ricky Dogballs played a really elaborate prank on me that ended with him shoving a bunch of his own shit in my mouth. Luckily I was able to lock my teeth down so I didn't swallow any of it.
Also, I've been reading this a lot recently. It's a part of the twelve-step program I'm on for recovering evangelical Christians.
Now I'm going to wait tables at my new job.
Speaking of feces, I had a dream last night that Ricky Dogballs played a really elaborate prank on me that ended with him shoving a bunch of his own shit in my mouth. Luckily I was able to lock my teeth down so I didn't swallow any of it.
Also, I've been reading this a lot recently. It's a part of the twelve-step program I'm on for recovering evangelical Christians.
Now I'm going to wait tables at my new job.