Nov 30, 2006 02:19
yeah so I am being forced to do something that is beyond my control and it sucks (please forgive me):
disclaimer:
So the my volleyball coach thought it would be a cute idea if this year to raise money we sell cookie dough.
NOT CUTE.
-the "goal" is to at least 20 people.
-I have a small family (aka 5 household families)so I can't sell it to them
-my mom is going on vacation Barcelona next week so i she can't take it to work
-my father refuses to even have anything to do with the vball team, he didn't even want me to make it.
So anyway,
"HEY! Do you all like cookies!? I'm selling premium gourmet cookie dough. It's literally made from the company that makes those really good big cookies at Subway. I'm selling them in 3lb. boxes of Place-N-Bake cookie dough. Each Box contains 48 (yes 48!) cookies! It can go directly from the freezer to the oven (incredible!)and can stay in the freezer for a year! they can be refrigerated for 2 WHOLE weeks! And for all you Jews out there, these cookies have even been kosher certified!
They come in:
$15 boxes of Chocolate chunk, peanut butter, snickerdoodle, and oatmeal raisin
and
$17 boxes of M&M's, and white chunk macadamia nut
So remember, if you want some gourmet cookies, THESE ARE THE WAY TO GO!"
....I can't believe I had to do that
*dies*