untitled.
Scene: on the bed at 3am, as Henchgirl--dressed in sexy lingerie--attempts to wrest her boyfriend's attention from the Nicktoons channel
HENCHGIRL: A-hem.
ME: Mm?
HENCHGIRL: A-hemmmmm.
ME: Y'know... there's something I've been wondering for years now.
HENCHGIRL: Mmmmyyesss?
ME: How the hell does Catdog poo?
HENCHGIRL: (pause, violent lurch)
ME: Does poo? Do poo? Is it singular poo or plural poo?
HENCHGIRL: Not... not the sort of question you should be asking your nauseous girlfriend. I literally almost threw up in your lap right now.
ME: I think it's "do."
HENCHGIRL: ... How you managed to get me pregnant, I'll never know.
Fin.
HENCHGIRL: A-hem.
ME: Mm?
HENCHGIRL: A-hemmmmm.
ME: Y'know... there's something I've been wondering for years now.
HENCHGIRL: Mmmmyyesss?
ME: How the hell does Catdog poo?
HENCHGIRL: (pause, violent lurch)
ME: Does poo? Do poo? Is it singular poo or plural poo?
HENCHGIRL: Not... not the sort of question you should be asking your nauseous girlfriend. I literally almost threw up in your lap right now.
ME: I think it's "do."
HENCHGIRL: ... How you managed to get me pregnant, I'll never know.
Fin.