Ding-dang it.

[thehefner]

Amanda Palmer is in town tonight, the few tickets I can find are eighty bucks, and I like her but I don't like her eighty bucks worth but I know I might if I saw how awesome she actually is live because of how everybody's been raving about her live show because half my f-list has seen her live including my ex so that's a thing in of itself and they

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[thehefner]

I don't know how to meet girls period. Any suggestions should I see one?

[thehefner]

Noted. But that said, I won't respect a girl who'd brush me off for talking about comics even in passing.

Furthermore, if she remarks on my "Harvey Dent for Gotham City" sticker, as some girls have in the past, I ain't promising anything.

But the downlow shall I attempt. Still, this is me. Is it even possible for John Hefner to do anything on the downlow?

[thehefner]

Good advice. It's a social trick I'm still learning, and will hopefully get some good practice tonight.

Because really, I bet it can. I really do. I'll happily lose that bet, but there it is.