Introspection. No, wait, videos.
And here I worried that my life of hermitude was keeping me from getting any more material. Hefnerian events will always find me.
Let me tell you, it's a complex feeling indeed to realize that you're only within the first fifteen minutes of a Hefner Monologue. And there's no way of knowing whether it'll end up being an anecdote, a show, a mini-series, or a tome.
I feel like Harold Crick. I just wish I knew whether it was a comedy or a tragedy. But then, with me, they've never been so clearly defined.
I guess what I'm saying is, get me a tattooed Maggie Gyllenhaal, stat!
...
Fuck it, have some videos.
First, watch this whole thing. It's only a minute long, just watch it all the way, for it ends... magically.
If you, like I, were totally confused while laughing your/my ass off, this should help clarify matters.
This has been making the rounds, but bears viewing for anyone who has missed it. Batman vs. Penguin: The Debate! (No mudslinging!)
They're good, but eh, I still believe in What's His Face.
Here's the trailer for a Swedish film I hadn't heard about until the announcement that it was being remade (by the director of CLOVERFIELD, no less), much to the universal disgust of critics. They say there is absolutely no point in remaking this brilliant, moving film, a film which may well be one of the greatest vampire movies ever made.
The trailer for LET THE RIGHT ONE IN.
Even considering how much I hate vampires, I cannot help but be intrigued. Hopefully we get to see it before it gets brownc... er... overhyped, so we can all look down upon the inevitably wrong-headed and inferior American remake. By the CLOVERFIELD guy.
EDIT: Two More!
Via kali921, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD'S KITCHENS!
And finally, via benchilada, who got it via foxhack, it now falls unto me to bring you a video of the hardest motherfucker on the planet:
Let me tell you, it's a complex feeling indeed to realize that you're only within the first fifteen minutes of a Hefner Monologue. And there's no way of knowing whether it'll end up being an anecdote, a show, a mini-series, or a tome.
I feel like Harold Crick. I just wish I knew whether it was a comedy or a tragedy. But then, with me, they've never been so clearly defined.
I guess what I'm saying is, get me a tattooed Maggie Gyllenhaal, stat!
...
Fuck it, have some videos.
First, watch this whole thing. It's only a minute long, just watch it all the way, for it ends... magically.
Click to viewIf you, like I, were totally confused while laughing your/my ass off, this should help clarify matters.
This has been making the rounds, but bears viewing for anyone who has missed it. Batman vs. Penguin: The Debate! (No mudslinging!)
They're good, but eh, I still believe in What's His Face.
Here's the trailer for a Swedish film I hadn't heard about until the announcement that it was being remade (by the director of CLOVERFIELD, no less), much to the universal disgust of critics. They say there is absolutely no point in remaking this brilliant, moving film, a film which may well be one of the greatest vampire movies ever made.
The trailer for LET THE RIGHT ONE IN.
Even considering how much I hate vampires, I cannot help but be intrigued. Hopefully we get to see it before it gets brownc... er... overhyped, so we can all look down upon the inevitably wrong-headed and inferior American remake. By the CLOVERFIELD guy.
EDIT: Two More!
Via kali921, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD'S KITCHENS!
And finally, via benchilada, who got it via foxhack, it now falls unto me to bring you a video of the hardest motherfucker on the planet: