When Santa Claus passes out in Latveria, who oh who will be able to take over and save Christmas?
SANTA DOOM, of course! Seriously, though this just sank in: this is the first Christmas I'll have spent with my mother since I was five. I always spent it with Dad, since he didn't have anyone else, and because I didn't want to ruin Christmas by provoking his fury.
Jesus. It's been nineteen years since I last spent Christmas with my own mother.