Silverjen's flashing icon has a pic of her with Sexton, and she looks like a crackhead
We all agree. There, I said it.
-So it's 8:22 am, and my ride to work is an hour and a half late. I wonder if that spaz is in jail.
-I've upped the number of times I've seen myself in 311's Creatures video, seeing as my big-ass Adidas shoe stomps in front of the camera in the bingo scene.
- Ed's latest LJ entry almost made me pee my pants. Subtle, discreet, and oh so erotic. LMAO.
- How can I take someone seriously that says I have whores, when said person has been on a cyber-conquest for over a year now? Here's a hint for good self-evaluation: Look in the mirror once in a while. I may be an asshole, but keep in mind this: I'm a 25 year old asshole. I've seen people like this, come and go. There's a reason they go. I don't put up with self-centered people that use people and then refer to them as 'my friend'. Damn, I sound like my dad.
- I've had a few comments on my 'ghetto celebrity' title from one of my last LJ entries. Although I say it in pure jest, it's sort of been a twisted reality I've dealt with for about 4+ years now. I find it funny when I meet people and they say " You're THE Head$pinJoel"! WHat's the big fucking deal? My name is Joel, I have a fixation with smoking large quantities of herbal medicines, and I used to breakdance when I was in a heavy 'experimental' phase. I am sending out a beacon, as of right now. If you know why I am a ghetto celebrity, please respond to this.
- Have you ever had a really bad sun burn, then sat in a bath tub full of scalding hot water? Seven words: Might as well set yourself on fire.
'Nuff said.
- I found my motorcycle's key last night. I took the CBR 929 out for a cruise this morning, about 6:30 am......Don't tell the folks, they'll kill me. I had to pop a few wheelies and at least hit 100...What's the point of having a crotch rocket, if you don't love the adrenaline rush of going ridiculously fast? Needless to say, I feel like I've just taken the phattest shit (that's been waiting to be taken) since April 8th.
- April, I love you. With all the kids who talk shit about me, you've remained a buoy for keeping my head above water when I'm feeling a bit distant. You keep me sane. For that, you're one of the most underestimated kids I've ever met. Beeg up, rasta. Respect.
- Bex works at a Holiday Inn Express in ALbequerque , New Mexico. If you find out when she works, make sure you crank call her. Eheeh!
- Jen from VA - You're one dumb broad. LOL.. I might as well go to the next VA get together and crash at your place, like half the country expects to anyways. Hahahahahhaa!
- Did I mention that 311's new album kicks major ass? With all these other cool songs, everyone's forgotten how fucking awesome 'Creatures ( For A While)' is. I give it a 4 star approval rating.
Until next time....
Stay Blizzickety.
-So it's 8:22 am, and my ride to work is an hour and a half late. I wonder if that spaz is in jail.
-I've upped the number of times I've seen myself in 311's Creatures video, seeing as my big-ass Adidas shoe stomps in front of the camera in the bingo scene.
- Ed's latest LJ entry almost made me pee my pants. Subtle, discreet, and oh so erotic. LMAO.
- How can I take someone seriously that says I have whores, when said person has been on a cyber-conquest for over a year now? Here's a hint for good self-evaluation: Look in the mirror once in a while. I may be an asshole, but keep in mind this: I'm a 25 year old asshole. I've seen people like this, come and go. There's a reason they go. I don't put up with self-centered people that use people and then refer to them as 'my friend'. Damn, I sound like my dad.
- I've had a few comments on my 'ghetto celebrity' title from one of my last LJ entries. Although I say it in pure jest, it's sort of been a twisted reality I've dealt with for about 4+ years now. I find it funny when I meet people and they say " You're THE Head$pinJoel"! WHat's the big fucking deal? My name is Joel, I have a fixation with smoking large quantities of herbal medicines, and I used to breakdance when I was in a heavy 'experimental' phase. I am sending out a beacon, as of right now. If you know why I am a ghetto celebrity, please respond to this.
- Have you ever had a really bad sun burn, then sat in a bath tub full of scalding hot water? Seven words: Might as well set yourself on fire.
'Nuff said.
- I found my motorcycle's key last night. I took the CBR 929 out for a cruise this morning, about 6:30 am......Don't tell the folks, they'll kill me. I had to pop a few wheelies and at least hit 100...What's the point of having a crotch rocket, if you don't love the adrenaline rush of going ridiculously fast? Needless to say, I feel like I've just taken the phattest shit (that's been waiting to be taken) since April 8th.
- April, I love you. With all the kids who talk shit about me, you've remained a buoy for keeping my head above water when I'm feeling a bit distant. You keep me sane. For that, you're one of the most underestimated kids I've ever met. Beeg up, rasta. Respect.
- Bex works at a Holiday Inn Express in ALbequerque , New Mexico. If you find out when she works, make sure you crank call her. Eheeh!
- Jen from VA - You're one dumb broad. LOL.. I might as well go to the next VA get together and crash at your place, like half the country expects to anyways. Hahahahahhaa!
- Did I mention that 311's new album kicks major ass? With all these other cool songs, everyone's forgotten how fucking awesome 'Creatures ( For A While)' is. I give it a 4 star approval rating.
Until next time....
Stay Blizzickety.