Bah.
Another attempt at the link.
ETA: The above link was only valid for a limited time and has now expired. The software on the site had been manipulated so that an image of me said, with something resembling a Scottish accent, "I lost a bet with McGonagall and now have to speak this way for a fortnight. The first dunderhead who laughs will be a newt for a very long time, I assure you." I can't be bothered to recreate it.
ETA: The above link was only valid for a limited time and has now expired. The software on the site had been manipulated so that an image of me said, with something resembling a Scottish accent, "I lost a bet with McGonagall and now have to speak this way for a fortnight. The first dunderhead who laughs will be a newt for a very long time, I assure you." I can't be bothered to recreate it.