Another fool

[thehbpsnape]

One would think the reception my previous replies received would be sufficient to limit my correspondents to more reasonable requests for guidance. One would be mistaken. A case in point:

Dear Mr. Snape

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[dontbewicked]

That's just what I like to hear, Mr. Snape.

[thehbpsnape]

Yes, I should have expected you'd get your hopes up, Vars.

http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/sarcasm?view=uk

[dontbewicked]

if a definition is what you're after...

[thehbpsnape]

How very original.

[dontbewicked]

All the best ideas are stolen, sir.