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ok no more after this but it was so funny!! rated r
leeeeeejah stepped arousingly out into the tasty sunshine, and admired danny-boi's man boob. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a soft and warm sight."
danny-boi climbed off the cough like a tree and walked sexly across the grass to greet his lover. leeeeeejah patted danny-boi on the penii and then tried to suck him huskily, but without success.
"That's all right," danny-boi said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not bright," leeeeeejah. "Not as bright as the time we sucked on the dewy grass in the morning."
danny-boi nodded hornily. "We were hard as a cock o-m-g back in those days."
"Our "cheek"s were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," leeeeeejah said. "Everything seems smooth and squishy when you're young."
"Of course," danny-boi said. "But now we're iridescent, we can still have fun. If we go about it sexily."
"Sexily?" leeeeeejah said . "But how?"
"With this," danny-boi said and held out a horny flower pot. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to suck."
leeeeeejah swallowed the flower pot at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to suck sexily. They sucked like your truuuuuuue coooloooors shoiiiiiining thrrrrroooooooo. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
leeeeeejah stepped arousingly out into the tasty sunshine, and admired danny-boi's man boob. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a soft and warm sight."
danny-boi climbed off the cough like a tree and walked sexly across the grass to greet his lover. leeeeeejah patted danny-boi on the penii and then tried to suck him huskily, but without success.
"That's all right," danny-boi said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not bright," leeeeeejah. "Not as bright as the time we sucked on the dewy grass in the morning."
danny-boi nodded hornily. "We were hard as a cock o-m-g back in those days."
"Our "cheek"s were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," leeeeeejah said. "Everything seems smooth and squishy when you're young."
"Of course," danny-boi said. "But now we're iridescent, we can still have fun. If we go about it sexily."
"Sexily?" leeeeeejah said . "But how?"
"With this," danny-boi said and held out a horny flower pot. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to suck."
leeeeeejah swallowed the flower pot at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to suck sexily. They sucked like your truuuuuuue coooloooors shoiiiiiining thrrrrroooooooo. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.