Success! At long last, I have won.
Today has been long in the waiting. I have a achieved victory on the same level as my epic battle to beat Contra. I have, today, conquered, Zombie Ate My Neighbors! Yes, I have successfully beaten all 48 levels without once cheating. I stood up to the challenge and defeated Dr Tongue and the invading aliens and ants. I battled the football players in the gridiron. I scoffed at Dracula, banished the werewolves and disassembled Frankenstein. No chainsaw men or crazy dolls could withstand my power. I won at long last as Adam, Mikey and Dan watched. It was pretty fun killing the undead.