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[theguyinshades]

POSTING IN THIS JOURNAL because it has like nothing in it and I need something to do. also, I haven't seen this meme in a while, and I like it.

COMMENT TO THIS POST AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I ASSUME OUR CHARACTERS DO TOGETHER OFFSCREEN. feel free to correct me or answer with your own assumptions! Jaime and Rude, go

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[reach_within]

Konoka and Jaime... uh. I just kind of assume every once in a while she comes along and unintentionally tops the hell out of him and he eventually ends up in the middle of something with no idea how he got there.

Reno and Rude just act dumb all the time. all the time. mostly Reno. I kind of assume they're off being a nuisance in Tifa's bar whenever they're not on duty. if. it's even open yet. if it's not they're probably drinking somewhere else. ON DUTY, they're... probably doing whatever Rufus needs them to do. which is. mostly busywork around the new digs right now. I'm sure they go to stand and look intimidating at other times. lol so much fail.

Jaime... honestly probably doesn't hang out with Ronan as much as he used to. which... doesn't mean much, as it's still a lot! but since he lost the Defender Jaime has still been trying to figure out where everything fits. which. I should leave for the relationship meme. but. I don't think he spends the night very often anymore, if at all. he still tutors Ronan in math, and I imagine they often go do VERY DUMB THINGS where Jaime ends up fishing Ronan out of the lake (again) or Ronan has to convince the trees that Jaime didn't mean it, really, now can you please put him down. and there's normal things, too, but they're not as interesting. Jaime probably kicks his ass at Halo whenever they can find an open system.

Jaime and Stephanie... probably don't do a lot honestly. I think he seeks her out sometimes to talk to her and check how she's settling in, but he doesn't, like... plan activities. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HELP ME WITH THIS ONE, Steph is the more proactive of the two here. :\

and I assume Traci and Jaime do slightly more than they do onscreen. slightly. he'll go to visit when he has something specific to talk about or he woke up on the good boyfriend side of the bed (which is rarely). sometimes he'll even bring over a movie or something if he's feeling extra thoughtful. they're probably action films with lots of explosions. ):

[tobethemiracle]

Okay so Konoka probably turns up every few weeks with DELICIOUS BAKED GOODS, thinking that nice Reyes-san really needs them. And then while PLYING HIM WITH BAKED GOODS suggests things that sound really awesome at the time. And then Jaime is there listening to anonymous people complaining about their lot in life and he's going "...man I wish I knew how we got here. Because I don't know at all". It doesn't happen all the time, but often enough that Konoka has fed Jaime with delicious sweet things so that he's not so skinny and he remains her bitch.

Reno probably tries to order Rude to check out dirty magazines for him at the library when he's reached his quota on his own membership card. Most of the time they're sitting around, knocking back a few beers and slacking off as only fail-get bosses can. He does not sleep with Rude, much to the dismay of fandom. Rude probably has to clean up after Reno to make sure he doesn't just drop shit wherever, because he would. WHEN ON DUTY, they do PROFESSIONAL SHINRA STUFF. Which may involve getting the New York Times so that Rufus can do the crossword while sipping at his coffee. THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW. Basically they are kind of full of fail but could probably be good if they ever had to be.

Ronan and Jaime probably begin the morning where Ronan flops over at breakfast and Jaime has to haul him out of his breakfast before he drowns. And then tries not to be slighted when all Ronan has to say is an incoherent grunt. Every so often they go and do RETARDED BOY THINGS like go and poke a volcano and then go and run away really quickly from the volcano while Jaime yells at Ronan not to poke the volcano so loudly in future. And sometimes they do normal guy things and play Xbox and Jaime is very polite and ignores Ronan's melodramatic fits and sulking about how it is not fair that he doesn't have a girlfriend and all his friends do and he actually isn't made of fail unlike Tim and Jaime blah blah blah.

Stephanie goes to poke Jaime every so often to find out where her dorky boyfriend is. She probably sits in when they do VERY MANLY THINGS with the Bug every so often and tries not to sigh too much or loudly at how utterly boring it all is. She doesn't really plan things because she just ... doesn't.

Traci probably pokes Jaime on email a lot more than she speaks to him in person. She also doesn't like action films but likes his company more, and typically makes popcorn with sorcery when she knows he's going to turn up. She also emails him interesting pieces of information that she picked up from the net. Jaime probably gets a continuous stream on the paranormal events around the world and in camp. Poor bastard.