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Hey so I haven't done my "quote of the day" in a while" so i'm gonna mix it up a little with seinfeld, south park, and other regular funny quotes about life. Enjoy!
Kramer: "The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?"
Jerry: "I didn't know what the coma etiquette was."
Kramer: "There is no coma etiquette. See, that's the beauty of the coma, man. It doesn't matter what you do around it."
Jerry: "So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs. You can just loot the coma victim."
Kramer: "I give them twenty-four hours to get out of it. If they can't get out of it by twenty-four hours, it's a land rush."
Kramer: "The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?"
Jerry: "I didn't know what the coma etiquette was."
Kramer: "There is no coma etiquette. See, that's the beauty of the coma, man. It doesn't matter what you do around it."
Jerry: "So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs. You can just loot the coma victim."
Kramer: "I give them twenty-four hours to get out of it. If they can't get out of it by twenty-four hours, it's a land rush."