May 23, 2009 19:42
I've had headaches intermittently the past three days or so. There's a tree growing right outside my house and it's the sort that branches out into several stalks at the base, and one stalk was growing right up against the house and the wind kept blowing it against the wall. The wall that my bed is against. So I have been waking up to terrible, terrible scraping, grinding noises for the past three days, and I get to hear it constantly throughout the day.
As soon as the headache started today I suddenly realized what had been the source of these mysterious afflictions these past few days, and I got fed the fuck up.
I went outside in flip flops and pajamas and sawed down a tree. Sure the trunk was only about four inches in diameter, but DAMN I feel cool. I then had to drag it across fifty yards of property to drop it by the burn pile. Dang.
Gramma came out when it fell and saw me dragging it away and just went "...WHAT." I impressed her, I guess.
Feelin' pretty manly right about now.
The Guindo: 1, Nature: 0
neato keen,
holy fucking hell man,
real life what