Slowpoke: the axe-murderer of the Pokemon world

[theguindo]

theguindo: Peter and I were talking about how Slowpoke can easily be turned into a REALLY REALLY CREEPY Pokemon
slinkoboy: ...
theguindo: Picture, if you will, a slowpoke sitting in the corner of the room, staring up at you vacantly
slinkoboy: .........
theguindo: you turn away, and when you turn back it seems to have moved a few feet closer to you
theguindo: but it's just standing there, still, staring up at you
slinkoboy: ......................................
theguindo: it moves its eyes to lock with yours without actually moving its head
slinkoboy: SLOWPOKES AREN'T CREEPY STOP
theguindo: "slooooooooooooooowpoooooooooooooke"
theguindo: All the while with that same beady-eyed, open-mouthed stare
slinkoboy: STOP IT
slinkoboy: MUST PICTURE GUINPOKE
slinkoboy: MUST PICTURE-- TEEHEE BROWS
theguindo: That's even creepier!
theguindo: THINK ABOUT THOSE BROWS
slinkoboy: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
theguindo: THEY JUST ADD TO IT
slinkoboy: NO STOP!!
theguindo: YOU TURN AWAY AND SUDDENLY IT APPEARS RIGHT BESIDE YOU
slinkoboy: THAT IS NOT THE SOUND OF YOU STOPPING.
slinkoboy: GOD DAMNIT
theguindo: LOOKS UP WITHOUT MOVING ITS HEAD AGAIN
slinkoboy: STOP XDDD
theguindo: and utters another long, drawn out, "Sloooooooooooooooooooowpooooooooooooooke"