une ⚜ real heroines fight wars in nightgowns

[theguided]

[When Jeanne awakens, she does so just like she would do anything else- that is, in a burst of energy and noise and French accent.]

Roger! G-Gilles!...La Hire? [a slooow look around] Li...ane?

[Well, seeing as this certainly wasn't where she passed out, Jeanne's gonna jump out of bed- wait why is she wearing frilly pajamas instead of armor - and

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[anastynastya]

[ Don't stand there too long, Jeanne, 'tis the season for surprise snowball attacks and Anastasia just tossed one your way. ]

[theguided]

[HIT IN THE FACE YEEEEEEEEEAH]

Augh-!

[anastynastya]

[ YEAHHHH fist pump of victory ]

You'll have to think faster than that around this time of year.

[theguided]

[wipes snow from her face]

Wh...what was that for? What are you talking about?

[THIS IS NOT HELPING HER ADJUST!!!]

[anastynastya]

[ trollolo ]

It's nothing personal. If my sisters were here in Mayfield then I'd just pelt them with snowballs instead, but they aren't.

By the way, what's with the broom?

[theguided]

[hideous lmao sdkfsd. but she keeps her temper! she was young and carefree...once....

oh hi broom, she's gonna look at that now as if just remembering she was holding it]

...this is for if the English try to attack, of course. I've been kidnapped.

[anastynastya]

You have, but not by the English -- by the Americans!

Or at least, the Americans that are in charge of Mayfield. Why would the English want to attack you, anyways?

[theguided]

Anyone is better than the English.

[bias what bias. also ANGRY VOICE NOW]

Because I am trying to save what they are intent on conquering and destroying!

[anastynastya]

[ blinks; angry blonde girl with the broom say what. ]

Which is what?

[theguided]

France!

[whacks the snow at her feet with the broom like a crazy golfer]

[anastynastya]

There are probably some English people here, but I do not think that they are trying to conquer and destroy France. At least not the last time I checked.

What's your name?

[theguided]

Only because they cannot get at it here!

[breathes out hard through her teeth]

...I am Jeanne d'Arc.