Cinco de Mayo!
Not only am I already drunk and still at work, I'm also pantless. Why party for one day when you can party for two! Before you get your britches all done in a knot for Mouser indecency laws - there's no one here with me. Everybody split early on a sunny Friday afternoon, except poor ol' me-who-has-to-lock-up. Ok fine, I'll put the pants back on. Killjoy.
My sister is selling her Zire 31 PalmPilot thingy. Has a leather case. If you're interested, drop me a note and make an offer. Her ex-boyfriend gave it to her and she wants no part of it.
Because I haven't done one in a while...
Cut'n'paste'n'edit from jenvargas
SPILL YOUR GUTS:
Q. First thing you did this morning?
Masturbated.
Q. Last thing you ate?
Hersey S'mores chocolate bar
Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
Landscaping and yardwork. Need new tree, sod, shrubs, planting. Last year we didn't want to do anything with the yard since we've done so much the previous years, but I think we really want to get things done with. BBQ party this summer!
Q. What's annoying you right now?:
Whether masturbated is spelt with an "U" or an "E". I could google or dictionary.com it, but I'm too drunk right now.
Q. What's the last movie you saw?
If you're reading this late Saturday/Sunday morning, it'll be MI:3. But damn. I can't remember. Let me think...
Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?:
No. Not the romantic/love-love kind. I have long distance friends - those are relationships, right?
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?:
Yes. I wish I could quit him.
Q Where is the last place you went?:
Extreme Pita. It was a good pita.
Q: Been cheated on?:
Damn Horde cheats, you know that?
Q: Do you have any siblings?:
Yes.
Q: Do you smile often?:
I do my best.
Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?:
If you're reading this, then you're thinking about me right now.
Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity):
Love
Q: Do you wish on stars?:
Everyday, I wish Brad and Jen didn't break up.
Q: Does it work?:
I'm still holding out hope - they're not married to other people nor have to publically commented on their current relationship. Squeee!
Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?:
Yes.
Q: When did you last cry?:
Saturday
Q: Do you like your handwriting?
No - I've been typing for so long, even my printing looks like shit.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes.
Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?
Yes! And from myself too, aparently.
Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
My own.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Tan. Or is it beige. I was never good at this colour thing.
Q: Do you have any pets?
No. Unless children count.
Q: What is the color of your bedsheets?
Pale blue.
Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?
April 17.
Q: Look to your left:
A bottle of water, a Zire 31(for sale), a red Swingline, a parking lot of Transformers.
Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.
Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
No.
Q: Song that makes you cry?
After Titanic, I was weepy after that damn Celine Dion song.
Q: Are you a normally a happy person?
All the time!
Q: Is your self-esteem low?
All the time!
Q: What color are your eyes?
Today: brown. Tomorrow: Purple
Q: Long or Short Hair?
Short. Damn barber.
Q: Current Music?
On the radio: Love Is by Alannah Myles
Three silly posts in a row - I win the trifeca!!
My sister is selling her Zire 31 PalmPilot thingy. Has a leather case. If you're interested, drop me a note and make an offer. Her ex-boyfriend gave it to her and she wants no part of it.
Because I haven't done one in a while...
Cut'n'paste'n'edit from jenvargas
SPILL YOUR GUTS:
Q. First thing you did this morning?
Masturbated.
Q. Last thing you ate?
Hersey S'mores chocolate bar
Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
Landscaping and yardwork. Need new tree, sod, shrubs, planting. Last year we didn't want to do anything with the yard since we've done so much the previous years, but I think we really want to get things done with. BBQ party this summer!
Q. What's annoying you right now?:
Whether masturbated is spelt with an "U" or an "E". I could google or dictionary.com it, but I'm too drunk right now.
Q. What's the last movie you saw?
If you're reading this late Saturday/Sunday morning, it'll be MI:3. But damn. I can't remember. Let me think...
Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?:
No. Not the romantic/love-love kind. I have long distance friends - those are relationships, right?
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?:
Yes. I wish I could quit him.
Q Where is the last place you went?:
Extreme Pita. It was a good pita.
Q: Been cheated on?:
Damn Horde cheats, you know that?
Q: Do you have any siblings?:
Yes.
Q: Do you smile often?:
I do my best.
Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?:
If you're reading this, then you're thinking about me right now.
Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity):
Love
Q: Do you wish on stars?:
Everyday, I wish Brad and Jen didn't break up.
Q: Does it work?:
I'm still holding out hope - they're not married to other people nor have to publically commented on their current relationship. Squeee!
Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?:
Yes.
Q: When did you last cry?:
Saturday
Q: Do you like your handwriting?
No - I've been typing for so long, even my printing looks like shit.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes.
Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?
Yes! And from myself too, aparently.
Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
My own.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Tan. Or is it beige. I was never good at this colour thing.
Q: Do you have any pets?
No. Unless children count.
Q: What is the color of your bedsheets?
Pale blue.
Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?
April 17.
Q: Look to your left:
A bottle of water, a Zire 31(for sale), a red Swingline, a parking lot of Transformers.
Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.
Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
No.
Q: Song that makes you cry?
After Titanic, I was weepy after that damn Celine Dion song.
Q: Are you a normally a happy person?
All the time!
Q: Is your self-esteem low?
All the time!
Q: What color are your eyes?
Today: brown. Tomorrow: Purple
Q: Long or Short Hair?
Short. Damn barber.
Q: Current Music?
On the radio: Love Is by Alannah Myles
Three silly posts in a row - I win the trifeca!!