Blind Date, effectively.
Nanda kore wa ?
I'll tell you !
This young lady in question, Elizibith, from some place slightly north of yorkshire. Was the cause of much debate, especially this evening. I had been informed by Alan, that he was in fact too drunk to genuinely remember what she looks like, but he thought she was rather unattractive.
James truthfully exclaimed he was far too plastered to even tell.
Casey said... "well, when I saw her I wasn't like 'Jamie what the fuck are you doing' But I had no intention of wanting to jump in myself"
Kyle said "she was all right, yeah.."
This led to extreme, and I mean extreme paranoia... I was to meet her at 9.30 after my J class ended, I instantly bolted over to thon Hog's Head, and ordered 2 pints of lager, both of which were involved in a 5 minute dissapearing trick. Then I checked my phone, remembering it was on silent, she had text me to ask if I was actualy going to show. I replied yes, come along. And quickly tanned another pint.
You see, it was all part of my preperation for attack of the munter... but when i saw her come through the door I know fine well it was her... by gosh I was pleased, frightfully so!
She is short, bears 19 years, is around 5ft, pretty: and has a size 6 waist! Oh god! A six! well I never! Nice blue eyes, with short brown hair.
She is fairly amusing and knows how to take a joke. Of course, one must when expecting to court my good self. I was shocked for a few minutes at this good fortune I had partaken in! We opened taking by her asking me lots of questions about my empoyment, and acedemic life, thinking back there was no questions about my family or friends really. And I talked and talked before I Realized I had been talking for so long, so I decided to ask her more about her, cause she kept enquiring about me.
Her grandmaw is a pure tim... but I kin let that slide... I suppose... She does english language, lit, and scottish history. She has worked in quite a few places, and her parents are from middlesbourgh.
But yes, we talked for quite some time, I bought her drinks for her, I didn't even notice the time really! Last orders came, catching me offgaurd, so I got another 2 drinks in - vodka cranberry and a pint of 'T'. We finished our drinks chatted a while longer and then were asked to leave. I then walked her home, holding her hand with my briliant fluffy gay white goves! I got to her door at Park Circus, then kissed her at her door, she is stia rubbish kisser. Then, oh the nerve! After we kissing for a short while, she cunnigly just walked off after ksiing me saying bye, casualy over her shoulder... I know her game.. the 'text me saying you want to meet, so that I'm in control game. I know that!
Anyway, after that I called Marj and spoke to her, she said don't be stubborn, so I did.
"Hey I noticed you dissapeared, purposely before I had a chance to ask you if you would care to meet :P Have fun yeah?"
"ha ha, nothing was purposely done,an you so had a chance to ask me!but yeah i had a good night itll be fun to meet up again.busy 4 the rest of the wk tho.liz"
"ha ha bull, it was totaly on purpose and you knows it!aye, well thats great.I enjoyed myself, glad you did too. You seem a nice lass and you are really pretty, good laugh too. So aye, I'm up to your standards then I take it hen?"
"haha, thanks for the compliment! And aye, you're up to me standards!"
And there you have it ladies and gentelmen, my pubic life for al to see. I'l text her tomorrow enquiring as to when she is un busy, as I am also busy all this week!
Needless to say, I am rather happy.
Jamie . x .
(P.S. - I hope you enjoyed my updating of my dating) Roffle !!!11!
I'll tell you !
This young lady in question, Elizibith, from some place slightly north of yorkshire. Was the cause of much debate, especially this evening. I had been informed by Alan, that he was in fact too drunk to genuinely remember what she looks like, but he thought she was rather unattractive.
James truthfully exclaimed he was far too plastered to even tell.
Casey said... "well, when I saw her I wasn't like 'Jamie what the fuck are you doing' But I had no intention of wanting to jump in myself"
Kyle said "she was all right, yeah.."
This led to extreme, and I mean extreme paranoia... I was to meet her at 9.30 after my J class ended, I instantly bolted over to thon Hog's Head, and ordered 2 pints of lager, both of which were involved in a 5 minute dissapearing trick. Then I checked my phone, remembering it was on silent, she had text me to ask if I was actualy going to show. I replied yes, come along. And quickly tanned another pint.
You see, it was all part of my preperation for attack of the munter... but when i saw her come through the door I know fine well it was her... by gosh I was pleased, frightfully so!
She is short, bears 19 years, is around 5ft, pretty: and has a size 6 waist! Oh god! A six! well I never! Nice blue eyes, with short brown hair.
She is fairly amusing and knows how to take a joke. Of course, one must when expecting to court my good self. I was shocked for a few minutes at this good fortune I had partaken in! We opened taking by her asking me lots of questions about my empoyment, and acedemic life, thinking back there was no questions about my family or friends really. And I talked and talked before I Realized I had been talking for so long, so I decided to ask her more about her, cause she kept enquiring about me.
Her grandmaw is a pure tim... but I kin let that slide... I suppose... She does english language, lit, and scottish history. She has worked in quite a few places, and her parents are from middlesbourgh.
But yes, we talked for quite some time, I bought her drinks for her, I didn't even notice the time really! Last orders came, catching me offgaurd, so I got another 2 drinks in - vodka cranberry and a pint of 'T'. We finished our drinks chatted a while longer and then were asked to leave. I then walked her home, holding her hand with my briliant fluffy gay white goves! I got to her door at Park Circus, then kissed her at her door, she is stia rubbish kisser. Then, oh the nerve! After we kissing for a short while, she cunnigly just walked off after ksiing me saying bye, casualy over her shoulder... I know her game.. the 'text me saying you want to meet, so that I'm in control game. I know that!
Anyway, after that I called Marj and spoke to her, she said don't be stubborn, so I did.
"Hey I noticed you dissapeared, purposely before I had a chance to ask you if you would care to meet :P Have fun yeah?"
"ha ha, nothing was purposely done,an you so had a chance to ask me!but yeah i had a good night itll be fun to meet up again.busy 4 the rest of the wk tho.liz"
"ha ha bull, it was totaly on purpose and you knows it!aye, well thats great.I enjoyed myself, glad you did too. You seem a nice lass and you are really pretty, good laugh too. So aye, I'm up to your standards then I take it hen?"
"haha, thanks for the compliment! And aye, you're up to me standards!"
And there you have it ladies and gentelmen, my pubic life for al to see. I'l text her tomorrow enquiring as to when she is un busy, as I am also busy all this week!
Needless to say, I am rather happy.
Jamie . x .
(P.S. - I hope you enjoyed my updating of my dating) Roffle !!!11!