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Met her outside was chatting to her, then said maybe see you later when we get inside. Then about an hour later bumped into her on the dance floor, chatted to her again, but she couldn't here me, and so i leaned in and spoke into her ear, and as i wwas pulling back to an upright position, I noticed she was ooknig at me, so i proceeded to kiss her - webby pulled her mate.
Alas, I was dancing with her for a while, and then she went to the bar. And her pal was like "you better not fuck her around,"And I was uber like "whut? I only just met her!!"
And she was like "oh, all right then. You look nice, do you want her number, she won't mind!"
Hence I responded. "Well aye... why not... but not from you, i'll get it myself, so i was like aye, i'll go buy her a drink and find her."
So this young gent went to the qudos bar, and she wasn't there. Went back to her friends to check if she was allready back... She wasn't there so I checked the mad lobby bar, she wasn't there. I went to the toilet... then back to where the aforementioned pals were. and there was no one there.... and I was like.... what the fuck, I've been had... Bitch.
Then I was off to find the lads, and what ho ! I bumped into English! Hark my spirit like Jesus was ressurected! she exclaimed she couldn't find anyone, I said I was the same. I then took her hand and guided her up thon stairs, for a chat. I exclaimed that her pals had offered me her number, after some time. TO which she produced the instrument in question, and asked if I would like her phone number. To which I gleefully repplied "NO, I would not."
oh the hilarity !
So anyway, one of her friends called her, and she went back to meet with them and I went back to my lads. We left at closing, the lads and I, that is. I decided to send her a written message, to her mobile, asking if she desired a gentemanly escort homewards. She replied saying, "I'm allready home, Shame." So I then sent her another message asking if she cared to meet sober, for... a.... date! She then replied saying "Yes, meeting you sober should be interesting at least."
I noticed the grammar, the word choice. "meeting you 'should' be interesting" HARK SHE LOVES IT !
*waves*
Alas, I was dancing with her for a while, and then she went to the bar. And her pal was like "you better not fuck her around,"And I was uber like "whut? I only just met her!!"
And she was like "oh, all right then. You look nice, do you want her number, she won't mind!"
Hence I responded. "Well aye... why not... but not from you, i'll get it myself, so i was like aye, i'll go buy her a drink and find her."
So this young gent went to the qudos bar, and she wasn't there. Went back to her friends to check if she was allready back... She wasn't there so I checked the mad lobby bar, she wasn't there. I went to the toilet... then back to where the aforementioned pals were. and there was no one there.... and I was like.... what the fuck, I've been had... Bitch.
Then I was off to find the lads, and what ho ! I bumped into English! Hark my spirit like Jesus was ressurected! she exclaimed she couldn't find anyone, I said I was the same. I then took her hand and guided her up thon stairs, for a chat. I exclaimed that her pals had offered me her number, after some time. TO which she produced the instrument in question, and asked if I would like her phone number. To which I gleefully repplied "NO, I would not."
oh the hilarity !
So anyway, one of her friends called her, and she went back to meet with them and I went back to my lads. We left at closing, the lads and I, that is. I decided to send her a written message, to her mobile, asking if she desired a gentemanly escort homewards. She replied saying, "I'm allready home, Shame." So I then sent her another message asking if she cared to meet sober, for... a.... date! She then replied saying "Yes, meeting you sober should be interesting at least."
I noticed the grammar, the word choice. "meeting you 'should' be interesting" HARK SHE LOVES IT !
*waves*