My night in the emergency room

[thegreatstoonad]

PLEASE READ THISFriday night, sometime between 9:10 and 9:30 p.m., as I was walking home from work, I tripped (due to the fact it was dark out, the sidewalk was raised and uneven, and because I'm a klutz) and I fell. This wouldn't be a big deal if that was all. I would just have been scratched up and would have ruined yet another pair of jeans.

Comments

[nikki_kp]

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To save money on taking out the stiches (because I think they DO charge for that if you go in) you can wait 10 - 14 days just to be sure - then snip them yourself with tweezers and surgical snippy things... or just sharp coupon snippy thingies... of course seeing that this is an injury to your "dominant" hand - you may need a little help...

On the other hand - this may afford you the opp. to learn to write nice and purty with your left hand... I notice a lot of guys have icky writing >.> and you may get PRETTY writing ... if you already don't... mrrf... Then again you can also learn to write with your feet or type with them... or your tounge... or your nose... OOOH You may even get the chance to FINGERPAINT!!! Remember fingerpainting? ^.^

What were you drinking?
SUE THE COMPANY!!!! They shouldn't be making glass bottles anyway! ;.; erm... don't mind me... I like glass... I just don't like the cutting it can do... ;.;
For that all glasses should be made of plastic and/or diamonds... they make them out of glass because they are EVIL! and not the good kind ... SANGRIOPHILES!!!! (sp) ALSO!!!

... *big kiss*

You type so much for being an injured guy!
YOU NEED PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU AND TO THE TYPING FOR YOU DAMNIT!!!! ;.;

Now everybody sing
LIIIIIIFFFFEEEE
Bites you in the ass
then it kicks you in the nuts
then it kicks you in the nuts again

So be sure to wear
protective underpants

OOOOH Protective underpants
Yes Protective underpants
They helps keep your pants from getting soiled
Protective underpants
WEEE Protective underpants
They're really cushy when you fall on the floor
Protective underpants
Old protective underpants
Smell really stinky if you don't throw them away
Protective underpants
Wet Protective underpants
Should be changed before the end of the day

LIIIIIIIIIIFE
Bites you in the ass
Then it kicks you in the nuts
Then it kicks you in the nuts again

But then ... um.... CRAP!

It was more entertaining somehow when it's being sung... >.>
See a song just for you. *MORE HUGS* A very special song JUST FOR ZEUS! *EVEN MORE HUGS*

Nerve damage they say? MAYBE they just want more money >.>
Greedy money grubbing money grubbers ;.;
I find it odd that an arm - ONE ARM can make a Z ... ;.; if they made a Z out of your arm and most arms can't make a z by themselves - or your's before they got a hold of you - THEN YOU SHOULD SUE ... because arms are not meant to be molded into the shape of a Z ;.; THAT would do damage... The cute nurses should have also given you a lolly pop... or at least let you choose the color of surgical thread being laced into your body... at least Black doesn't clash much ...

I wonder - would they try to make someone who lost both of their hands sign something? hmmm Wouldn't a thumb print do in such cases? It's not like it would be able to be forged or anything... yah... a bloody thumb or toe print... because a person who lost both hands wouldn't be able to actually press their thumb down... erm... unless they got creative... shudder shudder shudder

Almost all parents have a "dumb" moment... some more than others... some have them rarely... and some have them without even knowing... Should you ever have little half Zeus' running around - you may have a couple yourself... BUT YOU'RE @#($&@(*&#(@ COOL DAMNIT! *refrains from licking*

No shooting of Zeus - you're too good for a bullet... besides... why do I get the feeling you wouldn't die right away either... nooo wee need SPECIAL methods for putting you out of your misery... but not yet... I still have to give you rib crushing hugs... and stuff... ok maybe not... but bullets are easy... ;.;
If you had to take a bullet - where would you take it?

I don't know why but I suddenly thought about "Seven" and the murder for lust... SHUDDER! But a bullet through and up there would be slow... agonizing even... the internal bleeding...

Ok... too much gross and bloody... MORE FUN!!!

... ok... maybe I'll just shut up now - this is just my way of trying to make you smile... on the other hand you may have scrolled off in terror already...
WUVS
*snuggles*

*BIG ARSE HUG*

[thegreatstoonad]

There was no terror until you started asking me where I wanted to be shot. lol

And yes, you made me smile Kabi. :)

Thanks NibbleKat.

*Hugs*