Dried Mama noodles...
If too lazy to cook (or to boil water for that matter) and very hungry, consume a bag of uncooked MAMA noodles.
I am currently eating said product and have decided that it is more logical to eat noodles that are not saturated with water and flavored with artificial pork. I seriously considered leaving some of the noodles in my mouth so that it can soak up the saliva and make the noodle's texture more natural. However, I remembered that asian people don't have as much saliva compared to people of other races. One can learn things from anime after all.
I am currently eating said product and have decided that it is more logical to eat noodles that are not saturated with water and flavored with artificial pork. I seriously considered leaving some of the noodles in my mouth so that it can soak up the saliva and make the noodle's texture more natural. However, I remembered that asian people don't have as much saliva compared to people of other races. One can learn things from anime after all.