Feb 03, 2008 02:47
so i was watching air force one tonight. great movie. i now have a new criteria for president, and barack is the only one who fufills it. which is why barack is the only one i want to vote for.
basically, theres that scene where the pilot of the f14 throws himself in front of the missile to save the president. he was just doing his duty, but i was wondering if he was like, "man, what a shitty way to die."
my new criteria is if you had to throw yourself in front of a bullet for this candidate, would you do it willingly? granted, i would do it for most people as a matter of general principle, but there are people id feel pissed off that i had to do it for.
for example, giuliani. while im sure that it would be nice to have the phrase 9 and 11 invoked in my funeral (as i have to assume that a) im dying here and b) the candidate is nice enough to go to my funeral.) oh wait no it wouldnt. giuliani is a douche bag.
hillary would turn my funeral into a campaign event. which is not what my funeral should be about.
mccain - thats a good question. i need to look into him more before i evaluate what he would do.
romney- please, the guy quoted who let the dogs out to some black kids and told a mom her kid "had some bling on him." if i wanted the 1950s in my funeral, i have a grandfather i can get to talk about them then. until then, guy smiley can go screw himself.
huckabee- well, while the religious right scare me, huckabee is different somehow. mainly because no one wants him in.
barack - ah, barack. like i said, i like barack. i think of all the candidates, he would be the awesomest at the funeral. hed be a good person who would respect my wishes and not turn my funeral into a campaign event.
i got a fever, and the only prescription is more obama.