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you know who i hate? the colts.
the entire team just sucks. i mean, name me one redeeming quality about it. they're like a crappy little brother of the bears, always trying to play along.
hey guys, can i play too?
no indiana, youre too small.
but ill tell mom!
fine, fine, you can have a football team.
brr, its cold here, let me be in a dome.
we dont need a dome, what do you need a dome for?
its cold here! whine whine!
you know, in chicago we play in the cold. our linebacker could also eat your quarterback for breakfast.
mom! their linebacker is threatening me! tell me im better than him!
(thousands of sportswriters tell indiana that hes awesome and that his quarterback is top notch, ignoring his ability to crumble under pressure many times. granted, chicago has grossman, but i never said our qb was good.)
hah, see! mom likes me best!
right. you believe that. mean time, im gonna go back and hang out with my original fans. the peopel of chicago. you know we've never moved, right?
well, we havent moved since...
you got the hell outta baltimore and pissed off a bunch of fans? the fans who clamored for your reinstatement after your crappy team folded from lack of funds?
well, we...we...we drafted john elway!
you know he refused to play for you and chose baseball instead of playing for the colts?
we have tony dungy!
he hates gay people, as he apparently is working with a group much like focus on the family. also, ditka. and lovey smith, who has not lost faith in his players.
peyton manning?
supported george w bush in the election. gave him 1000 bucks too. plus, you guys couldnt make it to superbowl with him. we made it to the playoffs with kyle orton. and then we did it the next year with rex grossman.
johnny unitas?
was so pissed off about the move to indy that he tried to get his stuff pulled from the hall of fame unless it said baltimore colts. the nfl refused to allow him to be honored by anyone other than the ravens. burn.
whatever, our rivalry with the patriots is the most heated in OW!
when you say stupid things, i get to hit you. first off, lemme say that us and green bay is more heated than anything you have ever done. EVERYONE hates the patriots. theyre not the underdogs, the fan favorites, or anything. they have won too many superbowls for anyone to like them. second, whens the last time you saw an indianapolis coach flick off a patriots coach as he walked off the field. ditka did that. has the indy coach ever gotten the patriots expelled from the league for trying to sign a player, then allowed them back in after the bears had signed him? halas did that. our teams have been around a lot longer than you third rate lawn jockeys. third, have you even seen the oakland raiders and the niners? they will break you.
mom!
dear, dont demean your little brother.
youre gonna pay, creep. i hope peyton manning has insurance.
mom!
dear, dont threaten him either.
in conclusion, colts < bears
the entire team just sucks. i mean, name me one redeeming quality about it. they're like a crappy little brother of the bears, always trying to play along.
hey guys, can i play too?
no indiana, youre too small.
but ill tell mom!
fine, fine, you can have a football team.
brr, its cold here, let me be in a dome.
we dont need a dome, what do you need a dome for?
its cold here! whine whine!
you know, in chicago we play in the cold. our linebacker could also eat your quarterback for breakfast.
mom! their linebacker is threatening me! tell me im better than him!
(thousands of sportswriters tell indiana that hes awesome and that his quarterback is top notch, ignoring his ability to crumble under pressure many times. granted, chicago has grossman, but i never said our qb was good.)
hah, see! mom likes me best!
right. you believe that. mean time, im gonna go back and hang out with my original fans. the peopel of chicago. you know we've never moved, right?
well, we havent moved since...
you got the hell outta baltimore and pissed off a bunch of fans? the fans who clamored for your reinstatement after your crappy team folded from lack of funds?
well, we...we...we drafted john elway!
you know he refused to play for you and chose baseball instead of playing for the colts?
we have tony dungy!
he hates gay people, as he apparently is working with a group much like focus on the family. also, ditka. and lovey smith, who has not lost faith in his players.
peyton manning?
supported george w bush in the election. gave him 1000 bucks too. plus, you guys couldnt make it to superbowl with him. we made it to the playoffs with kyle orton. and then we did it the next year with rex grossman.
johnny unitas?
was so pissed off about the move to indy that he tried to get his stuff pulled from the hall of fame unless it said baltimore colts. the nfl refused to allow him to be honored by anyone other than the ravens. burn.
whatever, our rivalry with the patriots is the most heated in OW!
when you say stupid things, i get to hit you. first off, lemme say that us and green bay is more heated than anything you have ever done. EVERYONE hates the patriots. theyre not the underdogs, the fan favorites, or anything. they have won too many superbowls for anyone to like them. second, whens the last time you saw an indianapolis coach flick off a patriots coach as he walked off the field. ditka did that. has the indy coach ever gotten the patriots expelled from the league for trying to sign a player, then allowed them back in after the bears had signed him? halas did that. our teams have been around a lot longer than you third rate lawn jockeys. third, have you even seen the oakland raiders and the niners? they will break you.
mom!
dear, dont demean your little brother.
youre gonna pay, creep. i hope peyton manning has insurance.
mom!
dear, dont threaten him either.
in conclusion, colts < bears