Oct 13, 2006 02:30
Somehow, sometime soon, I'll do something really incredible. Then people will realize how fully awesome I am. I'll deserve their awe. And they'll bow down to me and bring me bowls and bowls of peanuts along with the finest maror and charoset in the land. I shall feast upon matzah and women will swoon to watch me chew my sandwich with my muscular jaw. Girls will want me, guys will want to be me. All my desires to achieve will disappear because I will be better than anybody else and will not need to get any better at anything. I will be the best.
As far as incredible feats go, I'm thinking of maybe finishing my homework before 10.
Oh. Right.
Bow down.