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[Text] Gamzee: FLIP OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING HANDLE. Do: [AuDiscedo]

Apr 14, 2011 00:31

i've been thinking...
AND I AM FED THE FUCK UP WITH HOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS BEEN TREATED.
( Warning: Contents are crazy. honk :o) )

au!discedo, highblood, and also me, 3rd honk, in my dreams i am the miracle messiahs, it's me

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[Action] ...HERPADERP entirely my bad here /)_(\ u_n_asplode April 17 2011, 02:01:24 UTC

[...there's an odd sort of noise, from just over there. Oh, there were all sorts of funny noises--tapping, voices murmuring, water gushing through pipes. But this was different.

What was it?]

((OOC: If this is too late, feel free to handwave!))

[Action] Why would we handwave fun? D: thegreathonk April 17 2011, 04:14:22 UTC

knock knock.

[Action] Oh well then 8D u_n_asplode April 17 2011, 04:50:27 UTC

Who's there?

[Action] thegreathonk April 18 2011, 02:21:53 UTC

LEENA.
heh heh.

[Action] u_n_asplode April 18 2011, 03:19:34 UTC

...who's that?

[And she goes to open the door. Partway, but.

A pair of red eyes peer out of the gloom, curious, cautious--but mostly the former.]

[Action] thegreathonk April 18 2011, 04:27:11 UTC

[ Looks like you've stumbled upon another gutterblood. What motherfucking luck. Though it wouldn't have altered your intentions anyway, no matter what it was you had discovered hiding in the shadows.]

WELL.
why don'tcha "leena" little bit closer.
AND YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.
honk.

[Action] u_n_asplode April 18 2011, 05:07:34 UTC

[That immediately sets her on edge, claws curling into the doorknob as she starts to snarl and bare her pointed teeth.]

[Action] thegreathonk April 18 2011, 21:51:45 UTC

WELL ME-OW, GUTTERBLOOD.
where's your motherfucking sense of humor.
I BET YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOKE EVEN IF IT WAS BEING MOTHERFUCKING BEATEN INTO YOU.
heh heh.
ACTUALLY.
now i've gone all up and gotten myself all motherfucking curious.

[ You approach the door, blood-caked clubs in hand. ]

[Action] u_n_asplode April 19 2011, 16:17:13 UTC

[Flandre doesn't budge, even as he approaches; still standing there defiantly, with her wings bristling out now like daggers.]

[Action] thegreathonk April 20 2011, 05:04:58 UTC

[ You stop for a moment. ]

HOLD THE FUCK ON.
why so motherfucking edgy, gutterblood.
I'M JUST TRYING TO SHARE A FEW MOTHERFUCKING JOKES.
jegus.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE ONE WHERE THE BABY BLUBBERBEAST WALKS INTO A MOTHERFUCKING CLUB.

[ You've begun waving your weapons around. ]

honk.

[Action] u_n_asplode April 20 2011, 05:25:22 UTC

[Flandre stops growling for a moment, but doesn't back away. She keeps a cautious eye on that club waving around, though.]

...no.

[Action] thegreathonk April 20 2011, 21:20:52 UTC

the blubberbeast should have seen it coming.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Action] u_n_asplode April 20 2011, 21:37:56 UTC

...I don't think I like that joke.

[Action] thegreathonk April 20 2011, 21:46:30 UTC

whelp.
HOW ABOUT A MOTHERFUCKING GAME THEN.
picky motherfucking gutterblood be testing this motherfucker's patience.

[Action] u_n_asplode April 21 2011, 02:06:52 UTC

[Her jaws click together audibly.]

What kind of game?

[Action] thegreathonk April 21 2011, 03:08:28 UTC

[ You shout at the top of your already fluctuating lungs "CATCH" before flinging one of your clubs at the gutterblood. ]

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