The red dwarf experiment is not doing well. Dwarves' skin just doesn't take well to dyes, even Vala created ones. Damn Aule and his contrivances.
So, I've decided to start testing human subjects. But of course, I'll need some... assistants. Experiment the first:
YOU and
YOU. Grow up.
NOW.
And that solves
his parental problem rather nicely, doesn't it?
There. Lab rats and a loyal follower, all in one fell swooooop! I'd better get some damn nice sacrifices for this or something.