Alabama Man!!!
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) Hey, kids! Do you like Chinpokomon?!
Kids: Yeah!
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) Then you're gonna love Alabama Man!
Commercial Singer:(on TV) Alabama Man! He's quick! He's strong! He's active!
Commercial Announcer: (on TV) You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
Boy:(on TV) Wow! He can bowl!
Commercial Singer:(on TV) He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink some more, Alabama Man!
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) When Wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
Boy #1:(on TV) Shut up, bitch! (Presses the action button and Alabama Man hits Wife doll.)
Boy #2:(on TV) Wow!
Commercial Singer:(on TV) Needs to fight a sick sick whore! Alabama Man!
Boy #1 & Boy #2: I wanna be just like Alabama Man!
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) Alabama Man comes with everything you see here! Wife sold separately!
Boy #2:(on TV) I though I told you to shut up! (Alabama Man hits Wife again.)
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) Not all people from Alabama are white bearded
Kids: Yeah!
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) Then you're gonna love Alabama Man!
Commercial Singer:(on TV) Alabama Man! He's quick! He's strong! He's active!
Commercial Announcer: (on TV) You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
Boy:(on TV) Wow! He can bowl!
Commercial Singer:(on TV) He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink some more, Alabama Man!
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) When Wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
Boy #1:(on TV) Shut up, bitch! (Presses the action button and Alabama Man hits Wife doll.)
Boy #2:(on TV) Wow!
Commercial Singer:(on TV) Needs to fight a sick sick whore! Alabama Man!
Boy #1 & Boy #2: I wanna be just like Alabama Man!
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) Alabama Man comes with everything you see here! Wife sold separately!
Boy #2:(on TV) I though I told you to shut up! (Alabama Man hits Wife again.)
Commercial Announcer:(on TV) Not all people from Alabama are white bearded