I have filled this out now, though I still do not understand why I needed to.
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Of course. *giggle*
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I do not think 'when' matters so much.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I am very tall, it is sometimes difficult to remain only on one side.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nyet, why would I do this?
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I do not often use the bath, only the shower, but that seems very wasteful.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Nyet.
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either is fine with me.
8. Do you love someone on facebook?
I...might. Why do you ask?
9. Would you choose love or money?
I would have to choose love, money is not always so important, da?
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I do not have favorites.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
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12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic..? It is difficult to choose, I suppose I am fond of whatever place Toris likes best, but if there are sunflowers I would like that.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Weirdest? There have been outdoor incidents, and then there is the basement, but these things happen, da?
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nyet one has ever mentioned it, so I am not sure.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nyet, I have not.
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Many things happen in Moscow's nightclubs, if such places count.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Da.
18. Had sex in a theatre?
In a theatre, yes, but I have not in a cinema, though perhaps that is something to try later.
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
As I said, many things happen in Moscow nightclubs.
21. Have you ever had sex at work?
I am always 'at work', so yes.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Nyet.
23. Do you own any sex toys?
I have been informed that Raivis should count for this, because he does seem to be shaking all the time, da? This is a bit amusing now that I am thinking about it.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I do not wish to speak of this.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nyet, I do not believe I have done this.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
If it was not, why would it be called 'oral sex'?
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
I do not believe I have a 'favorite'.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Ahh, the same as my last answer.
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nyet, I do not see any reason I should. I can easily travel from one place to another.