I WANT TO FLY ON THIS PLANE!
"Today, My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us. As we were about to descend, he came on the loud speaker and said "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." One extremely pretty brunette refused to, stating that "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch." Nicely done, Mr. Happy. MLIA"