How to make a deep fried cosmopolitan:
Step 1: Retrieve alcohol. Make cosmopolitan.
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit and enjoy.
New York's fail way to make one of these babies. Idek, I have no clue what it really even is. And I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with an actual cosmopolitan. I have no idea how people fry a drink.
Also lol sorry if I caused any brain damage with my last post.