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[eyespied]

Who: Mukuro, Xigbar, funtiem NPCs
What: Team Awesome Eye being sneaky bastards
Where: Shogi Club, school classroom
When: After school
Warnings: Added if necessary

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[warpsniper]

[Xiggy's just a-following along in spirit mode.]

Damn, kid, you about took your head off on that desk corner. You should watch where you plan your fainting spells.

[eyespied]

[Because being able to answer two people with the same sentence is fun, that classmate has been going on about how Mukuro should have said something if he wasn't feeling well or gone home early because no one would have minded.]

I'll keep that in mind for the next time.

[And that classmate is just going to keep walking with Mukuro's arm over her shoulder, very clearly worrying about his health. Which is awesome, but she doesn't know that.

Oh hey look, a conveniently-located nurse's office!]

[warpsniper]

[Rambling anecdote is rambling? As if.]

You know, I used to have a thing for nurse outfits. Until Larxene dressed up as one and then stabbed everyone that wolf-whistled because she was bored.

[He unconsciously winced and touched the scar on his cheek as he said that.]

[eyespied]

[He'll just ignore you for the time being because his classmate is OMG SO WORRIED!!111one and he needs concentration to take advantage of that. By looking her straight in the eyes so he can create a nice little Suggestion Geas. Oh, just something along the lines of "if you see anyone with an unusual tattoo at school, attack them."

And off goes NPC!Classmate back down the hallway now that Mukuro's reached the nurse's office and says he'll be perfectly fine after a little rest.]

Kufufu~ is that so? You've certainly had some interesting acquaintances.

[warpsniper]

Stick thirteen people in a castle with nothing to look forward to but an empty eternity and you'll discover they quickly find ways to amuse themselves. Usually through pranks, violence or violent pranks.

[He watched the girl leave like nothing happened.]

Does that little trick of yours actually work?

[eyespied]

[He places a hand on the door to the nurse's office, smiling cheerfully.]

Of course~ it's simply a lesser version of what I used on my dear uncle.

[And into the nurse's office they go! Shut up the nurse totally stays there after hours for this sort of thing.]

[warpsniper]

I suppose that it would make it easier to find other magi if they're bleeding profusely. Double-whammy if they go see the nurse for their injury.

[He grins cruelly as the nurse gets up from her desk and approaches the boy.

Of course, I'd still like to do some shooting~

[eyespied]

Oh, you'll get your chance. Make no mistake of that. And I have something entertaining in mind for the near future~

[The nurse looks at Mukuro strangely, because wtf. This kid is talking to the air? He needed more than just some antiseptic and band-aids.]

[warpsniper]

[Xigbar briefly toys with the idea of coming into being and scaring the everloving crap out of the nurse, but decides that would probably be counterproductive to the current plan. So he's just going to nose around and try not to knock anything over.]

Ooooooooooooooooh? Do tell~

[eyespied]

[Aaaand Suggestion Geas number two is a go, as Mukuro's red eye glows with an unholy light with all sorts of funky colors all glowy-like and stuff. The nurse's Geas? Exactly the same as his classmate's. Yeah, Mukuro's being super original today.

He gestures for them to leave the nurse's office now that things have been taken care of, and heads out into the hall.]

You are welcome to walk about freely here, if you so choose. Creating the illusion of one of this school's uniforms is child's play.

[warpsniper]

Teacher might be better. I'm a bit old to pass for a high school kid.

[Xigbar slips out of spirit mode and back into visibility.]

You still haven't told me your fun plan~

[eyespied]

Fair enough.

[Whoohoo, hallway! And congratulations, Xigbar. You now look like one of the schoolteachers. Er, one of the female schoolteachers, that is. Not that you'd know yet, since Mukuro isn't aiming to trick your eyes, just everyone else's~]

As for my plan, well~ we will have to see about timing things correctly, but in essence it involves putting on a little show. I expect any Master who happened to notice a battle would seek to watch and potentially participate. Of course, it would only work if they were unaware of our partnership. Kufufu~

[warpsniper]

I always did want to be an actor~

[Xigbar is vaguely confused by a student passing by in the hallway that whistles and winks at Mukuro.]

[eyespied]

[And Mukuro just chuckles behind his hand in response. Totally not at you at all, Xiggy.]

I'm rather good at it myself~

[warpsniper]

[After getting appreciative looks from several other students, he decides to see what he's been made to resemble and looks down. Mukuro must have forgotten about Xigbar's incredibly sad magic resistance, because now Xigbar is trying to figure out when he traded bodies with Larxene. If Larxene were wearing an incredibly tight button-up white shirt.]

...that ain't right.

[He brings a hand to his chest and watches it pass right through. Understanding has dawned.]

Nice, kid. Real nice.

[eyespied]

[Okay, now Mukuro is full-out laughing. So. Incredibly. Amused. He really doesn't get the chance to pull pranks like this often.]

I rather thought so myself.