Things that are Flaccid about this weekend
Due to my newfound, deeply-rooted depression, I have decided to create a list of things that I found to be flaccid about this weekend. Know things relating to viscosity will rarely be posted on my LiveJournal. I am most usually a solid supporter but this week, flaccid things suffocated the weak push of solidity.
1. Matt Leinhart- He was clearly outplayed...If he can win the Heisman, my sister can win it, or cro even. Brady Quinn will, I repeat, WILL win the Heisman next year, and the Irish will go all the way.
2. 4th and 9's that result in 61 yard pass plays- ...at least tackle the jimmy hat, you know...
3. Pete Carroll- "It's good to be a Trojan!" well hey, guess what, "you are gay!"
4. ESPN having the headline on their website reading the following: "Luck of the Trojans"- that's bullshit, the trojans can never be lucky, that is an adjective reserved for the Irish
5. Referees who don't spot the ball on the 4yd. line but rather the 1yd. line- enough said
6. Calls from douchebags who find it funny to call me after a miserable defeat and laugh in my ear- Little do they know, they are douchebags
7. The ride from Orlando to Gainesville- It is far to long for being so close. There is nothing to look at but bovine, equine, swine, and feline
8. The Houston Texans- they are going carr-plunk for sure
9. Highlights from the USC-ND game
10. Sleeping with no sheets on my bed
11. Inter-family feuds
12. My dog Gracie-Lou- For some reason this dumb dog cant get it threw her tiny skull that she is supposed to pee and make poop outside the house, and not on Ry-Ry's carpet
13. Referees
14. The Gators- losing to LSU should not bring tears to any coachs' eyes
15. Big ass bug bites on the back of your left arm that hurt like none other and bleed when you accidentally scrape it against a wall mainly because you are an idiot
16. The dissapointing realization that Fresca, a commonly known Coca-Cola Product, is attempting to modernize by creating new, sub-par fruity flavors and flashy new cans
17. Dirty Laundry
19. Pictures from one year ago- You realize how fat you were and feel bad for all your friends and family that saw you with your shirt off
20. The Southern California Trojans- did I say that already???
Peace- (Sorry for the Downer Entry)
Kamp
1. Matt Leinhart- He was clearly outplayed...If he can win the Heisman, my sister can win it, or cro even. Brady Quinn will, I repeat, WILL win the Heisman next year, and the Irish will go all the way.
2. 4th and 9's that result in 61 yard pass plays- ...at least tackle the jimmy hat, you know...
3. Pete Carroll- "It's good to be a Trojan!" well hey, guess what, "you are gay!"
4. ESPN having the headline on their website reading the following: "Luck of the Trojans"- that's bullshit, the trojans can never be lucky, that is an adjective reserved for the Irish
5. Referees who don't spot the ball on the 4yd. line but rather the 1yd. line- enough said
6. Calls from douchebags who find it funny to call me after a miserable defeat and laugh in my ear- Little do they know, they are douchebags
7. The ride from Orlando to Gainesville- It is far to long for being so close. There is nothing to look at but bovine, equine, swine, and feline
8. The Houston Texans- they are going carr-plunk for sure
9. Highlights from the USC-ND game
10. Sleeping with no sheets on my bed
11. Inter-family feuds
12. My dog Gracie-Lou- For some reason this dumb dog cant get it threw her tiny skull that she is supposed to pee and make poop outside the house, and not on Ry-Ry's carpet
13. Referees
14. The Gators- losing to LSU should not bring tears to any coachs' eyes
15. Big ass bug bites on the back of your left arm that hurt like none other and bleed when you accidentally scrape it against a wall mainly because you are an idiot
16. The dissapointing realization that Fresca, a commonly known Coca-Cola Product, is attempting to modernize by creating new, sub-par fruity flavors and flashy new cans
17. Dirty Laundry
19. Pictures from one year ago- You realize how fat you were and feel bad for all your friends and family that saw you with your shirt off
20. The Southern California Trojans- did I say that already???
Peace- (Sorry for the Downer Entry)
Kamp