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Here's a rundown of my day:
- 02:00 a.m. Wake up and throw up. Chips and salsa do not taste better the second time around.
- 07:30 a.m. Wake up and realize I've slept through two alarms (I use two clocks). "I'm gonna be late for work."
- 07:35 a.m. Run out the door and see 2-3 inches of snow on the ground. "Dammit I'm gonna be late for work."
- 07:42 a.m. Get on the interstate and see only one lane is open. "Shit, I'm gonna be really late for work."
- 08:23 a.m. Car slides to my right and into the crud. I ease my wheel to the left to escape the aforementioned crud. At this point the road turns to the left. My car however keeps going straight. Into the ditch. And into a 10" diameter log. "Fuck."