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[thegooddrjones]

[Martha makes several attempts to try and speak before she just looks hopeless and says in an amused tone and extends her arms in a classic "what the hell" gesture.]

I am a fire engine.

[So very affected and such a bad liar.]

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[emptyyourself]

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[thegooddrjones]

Go on, then.

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[emptyyourself]

A fire truck? Really?

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[thegooddrjones]

I am a really brilliant liar.

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[emptyyourself]

Clearly.

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[thegooddrjones]

This is really amusing.

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[emptyyourself]

I always wondered whether fire trucks had a sense of humour.

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[thegooddrjones]

They have brilliant ones, actually.

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[emptyyourself]

Oh, good.

Now, Martha, be honest:

You're only interested in me for potions, aren't you?

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[thegooddrjones]

[Have a withering look and a flat tone.]

Yes, definitely. I'm only interested in you for your potions.

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[emptyyourself]

[Tsk.]

Pity.

I don't suppose you'd mind if I disposed of your purple settee?

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[thegooddrjones]

[A look of horror.]

No, I wouldn't mind at all!

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[emptyyourself]

And the television?

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[thegooddrjones]

[Oh, a giant twist and the withering look has turned mutinous. When she speaks it's around her chewed lip.]

Go right ahead.