74-The Doctor is in.

[thegooddrjones]

All right, now that this seems to be over, I'm proscribing everyone a hug. And possibly a pint depending on who you are and what your medical condition and age is. I'll be around for a drink and a hug if anyone is interested.

[Private to Judas, Dean, Gabe (and anyone else who had obviously traumatic fourthwall stuff. Pretend your name is here.]Is

Comments

[Private]

[heavenonthemind]

Wake me when the Admiral comes.

[Private]

[thegooddrjones]

Judas, the Admiral isn't going to come to take you to hell. You do not belong there.

Re: [Private] Strikes were written the hurriedly scribbled through. Absolutely readable.

[heavenonthemind]

What would you know, whore?

Sorry. I can't sleep while worrying he's going to come. I asked him to, and he's listened to all kinds of requests before.

[Private]-Squintable strikes.

[thegooddrjones]

I am going to slap him if I ever meet him.

Judas, he's not going to send you to hell for something you didn't do. May I come over and show you something?

Re: [Private] Totally couldn't read them. (Otherwise his knee jerk reaction would be baaaaad.)

[heavenonthemind]

I did it, that's why I'm here.

[Private.]

[thegooddrjones]

Judas, will you please do me a favor and read this for me? I think it's important that you do.

Re: [Private.]

[heavenonthemind]

You pushed Him to say He forgives me. He didn't mean it! You pushed Him. You...

You whore.

[Private.]

[thegooddrjones]

[There is a very long pause where Martha Jones counts to ten. Then she counts to twenty. Then she counts to fifty before she answers.]

Judas, I am not a whore and I am not going to allow me to call me such. You were Jesus's friend for how long? No one pushes him to do anything, especially not me.

I was defending you.

Re: [Private.]

[heavenonthemind]

A woman could push Him to abandon His mission after three years, you could push Him to give false forgiveness.

[Private.]

[thegooddrjones]

I think you're really overestimating me and far underestimating him.

Judas, have I ever wronged you or betrayed you in any manner, even when you were being awful to me?

Re: [Private.]

[heavenonthemind]

I apologized for that.

[Private.]

[thegooddrjones]

I know you did, Judas, and I appreciate it, but that's not what I asked.

Re: [Private.]

[heavenonthemind]

No, you haven't.

[Private.]

[thegooddrjones]

Then why can't you judge women by the standards that people like me and Angelica Sexby set rather than one woman. We're not all her.

Re: [Private.]

[heavenonthemind]

You don't understand anything about my view of women.

[Private.]

[thegooddrjones]

I only know what you've shown me, Judas, and what you've shown me is that you think us all to be vile, deceitful, treacherous, betraying whores.

All because of one woman.