44th Countdown Audio // Common

[standardpackage]

[Guess who's pissed with only his cigars, a hand gun, some LSD, and a lighter?

Jinx is.]

I'm makin' moonshine an' growin' some tobacco. Who wants some?

[Short, sweet, and to the point.]

Comments

[pimp_hat]

[For now Kevas is going to ignore his hate for Jinx for the greater good.]

Joo be havin' everytin' to make it?

[standardpackage]

[...What the fuck is happening...]

Got somethin' that looks like fruit. Still need some other stuff, though.

[pimp_hat]

Dere gotta be some supplies left in whatevah town be here. Already be lookin' if I could stand.

[standardpackage]

Sure? Doesn't look to supple here.

[pimp_hat]

Sometin' gotta suhvived dis mess. Just gonna take some searchin' to find it.

[And what better reason to search the city than booze?]

[standardpackage]

[And Jinx will not be assisting you with that because every single time, save for one, Jinx was mauled by Kevas pretty much for breathing the same air as him.]

Get a crew an' start lookin'. Maybe near th' forest fer starters.

[pimp_hat]

Dat would be a great plan if I could move mon, but seein' how I can't even stand I t'ink dat bit gonna be up to joo.

[standardpackage]

[...What the hell, Kevas/everyone. Where are your legs?]

I'm on my way down with water fer Mark, I'll give ya' some as well.

[pimp_hat]

...T'anks.

[First Ganondorf and now Jinx, all this playing nice is making him feel dirty.]

[standardpackage]

[And here comes Jinx with a makeshift bowl thing of water that he managed to make from a conveniently shaped rock.]

No prob.

[pimp_hat]

[There's a moment where Kevas wonders if Jinx poisoned this but Kevas doesn't have the privilege of being picky. He hasn't had anything to drink since landing on this island. Besides, Kevas doubts Jinx is clever enough to use poison.

After taking the bowl Kevas drinks carefully, making sure not to spill any of it.]

Where'd joo find da watah mon?

[standardpackage]

[Come to think of it.

Poisoning the water would have been an excellent idea.]

Th' lake. It's a few miles away from here.

[pimp_hat]

[Bad Jinx. Bad. Kevas has a entire squad of deadly ladymons who would eat you alive.]

Should probably let da uddahs know.

[He seems to be talking to himself more than Jinx.]

Once joo get everytin' toggedah tell me. I can help.

[Because even though he might be crippled right now, he will force his body to move for the sake of alcohol.]

[standardpackage]

Probably should.

[That phrase being directed at Jinx is a bit worrying. Obviously, you were hit on the head.]
Sure. Sure.

[pimp_hat]

[Kevas has been hit in a lot of places lately.]

So...why joo still be standin' round here fuh?

[standardpackage]

Helpin' you, that's what.