"But if we dont kill nature, how will we build our houses?"
If you asked someone randomly what job in this world includes responsibilities like lifting and carrying heavy objects around a small narrow space while passing by areas that are hot and steamy, forced to be on your feet the whole time and always remain in motion while being treated like the scum of the earth by those who you are forced to smile and serve.
...Sounds kinda like slavery or something but the pay isnt much better.
I doubt they would immediatly pick the right answer of fast food.
Tonight, amongst being treated like shit and screamed at for doing something other than standing still and listening while some asshole who has to scream to be heard over his raised monster truck (Rather than simply,cutting the engine) because i was giving the person infront of him in line his change while taking his order.
The reason that i asked him to repeat himself was not that i wasn't paying attention, it was because he had stopped screaming and i couldent hear him over his FUCKING HUGE ENGINE RAISED UP IN A ULTRA COOL WAY TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE GODDAMN SPEAKER. And so...
The reason i specially made him a nice looche burger is not because i am an evil or sinister person, its because he was an asshole to me and its the only way i can get even without losing my job outright.
About half and hour before we were closed a bucket that some other employee was nice enough to percariously pearch ontop of things on the top shelf cracked me in the forehead.
But tonight was not all bad. I did get to hear the following remarks from my "favorite" co-worker: Tiffany
Tiffany: King kong is long...my ass still hurts.
Tiffany: I swallowed my tounge ring ball just now.
Tiffany: I love water, its like nature's fruit juice.
Me: Fruit juice is nature's fruit juice hoochie.
In other news...eh dont really have much else.
Christmas: Was interesting alot of my family were about on christmas eve and things transpired and hardly any of my family showed up on Christmas day.
Sidenote: Kevin im getting on that tree...
Phemonia: Sucks and Hacks.
"Anal Lesbians": They spent half the porn labeling everything in the fridge.
Fuck my head hurts...and im kinda dizzy
GOATBOY SAYS: heh heh heh...next time you get pulled over by a highway cop ask him if hes gonna sell you tickets for the policeman's ball. He will respond with something along the lines of: Highway cops dont have balls.
...Sounds kinda like slavery or something but the pay isnt much better.
I doubt they would immediatly pick the right answer of fast food.
Tonight, amongst being treated like shit and screamed at for doing something other than standing still and listening while some asshole who has to scream to be heard over his raised monster truck (Rather than simply,cutting the engine) because i was giving the person infront of him in line his change while taking his order.
The reason that i asked him to repeat himself was not that i wasn't paying attention, it was because he had stopped screaming and i couldent hear him over his FUCKING HUGE ENGINE RAISED UP IN A ULTRA COOL WAY TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE GODDAMN SPEAKER. And so...
The reason i specially made him a nice looche burger is not because i am an evil or sinister person, its because he was an asshole to me and its the only way i can get even without losing my job outright.
About half and hour before we were closed a bucket that some other employee was nice enough to percariously pearch ontop of things on the top shelf cracked me in the forehead.
But tonight was not all bad. I did get to hear the following remarks from my "favorite" co-worker: Tiffany
Tiffany: King kong is long...my ass still hurts.
Tiffany: I swallowed my tounge ring ball just now.
Tiffany: I love water, its like nature's fruit juice.
Me: Fruit juice is nature's fruit juice hoochie.
In other news...eh dont really have much else.
Christmas: Was interesting alot of my family were about on christmas eve and things transpired and hardly any of my family showed up on Christmas day.
Sidenote: Kevin im getting on that tree...
Phemonia: Sucks and Hacks.
"Anal Lesbians": They spent half the porn labeling everything in the fridge.
Fuck my head hurts...and im kinda dizzy
GOATBOY SAYS: heh heh heh...next time you get pulled over by a highway cop ask him if hes gonna sell you tickets for the policeman's ball. He will respond with something along the lines of: Highway cops dont have balls.