How odd.

[thegoddessloves]

I woke up this morning, only to find I'm unable to walk very well. I have no idea what's happened, but I basically collapsed the moment I got out of bed

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[the_grey_witch]

Aw, cutie, you probably just got a cramp or two during the night and didn't stretch it out or something. I have a cat myself but sadly, mine can't make coffee either. You should really see a doctor or something.

[thegoddessloves]

Cutie? Hm.

It feels worse than cramp. That I can deal with. The doctor, lazy bastard said h'll come out on Monday, nice to know we're being cared for in this country, hmm?

Cats, if only we could train them, like they train us.

[the_grey_witch]

*raises eyebrow* Never been called that before?

Well I suppose you could always get him to come faster by saying that you were coughing up blood, but I don't know how much he'll charge for that.

Ahhh, yes, that too. My cat's a sweetie, thankfully. He does like to bite the nicest people though, strangely...

[thegoddessloves]

I have. Just...haven't had that particular word said in quite a while.

Well he came, apparently nothing wrong with me.

Cleo's a Queen through and through.

[the_grey_witch]

Hmmmmm~ Pity, you haven't been around girls for quite a while, have you? Unless those girls were blind or something. Hehe.

Ah. All cats are spoiled, and I think we have no choice but to indulge them. They do make wonderful lap warmers though (but only when they want to deal with us).

[thegoddessloves]

Decent girls? Can't say that I have, unfortunately. Work is mostly, if not completely, male dominated. Those I have been around, most likely were blind. Haha, I like you Miss...?

True, I think it was last night, I almost had a heart attack when she jumped onto my lap and curled up. I'm not sure if it was because she was so affectionate, or because my thighs were getting crushed under her weight.