BEWARE! Food rants

Feb 23, 2012 04:52

Ah yes, I am going to do it. I will rant about foods I can't eat. Yes I am going there, although you do not need to know this I am going to put it up here on the internet for any number of people to read... Yup, I'm not weird at all.

Pizza. Damn, can't have pizza anymore, I have found recently it gives me heart burn that does not go away, I have been experiencing it since 6pm last night, it is now 4:44am. Go away heart burn!

Dairy. I am lactose intolerant, meaning I do not have or not enough of the enzymes to break down the sugar called lactose. Meaning my intestines feel like they are slowly and very painfully ripping themselves apart if I drink milk, or eat too much dairy. Normally it is just uncomfortable and I am gassy for awhile. Gross right?

Caesar salad. It gives me heart burn, and stomach aches. Enough said.

Riceronni. Heart burn central. Also known as Spanish rice, my dad adds hotdogs or sausage in.

Sausage and Hotdogs. Gross, can't eat them. They taste disgusting to me.

I'll probably add more when I think of it.
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