2576-2600
2576. If the GM says my Royal Marine can't goad all the Martians into attacking just him, I can't prove him wrong by making a crack about his mum.
2577. Doing an Alan Rickman voice for a character in-game is allowed. Unless it's his fake American accent from Die Hard.
2578. The maximized amplify spell does not ensure my bard can be heard on all adjoining continents.
2579. My Aasimar will stop annoying the tiefling with constant tales of growing up with a loving family and still having a healthy relationship with all of my parents and siblings.
2580. I will use my ability to summon my future self only for combat advantages and not for insider trading
2581. I will remember we are not playing the video game version of the setting and stop trying to pay for everything with firearms.
2582. In the middle of a Black Ops I don't have time to peel off all of the labels from the food in the break room's refrigerator.
2583. In the middle of a Black Ops I can't repeatedly put in the wrong password to log into everyone's computers, thus locking everyone out the next day.
2584. No matter how well I roll on my style check, I am not convincing the maitre d that blood-stained clothing is an upcoming fashion trend.
2585. My combat shotgun has multiple fire selection options. "Blacken the sky" is not one of them.
2586. My gnome bard is forbidden from playing the Drum Solo of Migraine Relief.
2587. Even if the rules allow it, I can't have a belt-fed flamethrower.
2588. I will not confuse the Irish Guy with the flamethrower with an accountant.
2589. I will stop trying to make Cabbage golems a thing.
2590. It's the Geneva Convention, not the Geneva Suggestion.
2591. Will not name my elf cleric Elrond Hubbard.
2592. I can't play a Navajo Codetalker if nobody else in the party can speak Navajo.
2593. No using a wish spell to make Right Said Fred bigger than the Beatles.
2594. My gatling gun wielding cowboy will not start the firefight with the battlecry "let's Bluegrass".
2595. If the word thermite appears anywhere in the cake recipe I will lose all the points I put into the cooking skill.
2596. The next step after cleaning out the Big Bad's castle is not to set up a garage sale for all his furniture.
2597. Dwarves don't keep paladins in their mines like canaries to monitor the balrog level while they dig.
2598. The words 'vaseline' and 'golem' will not appear in the same line during any plan.
2599. Even if the rules allow it, I can't wipe out an entire Tau cadre by spitting on them.
2600. My Scottish Jedi can't have a lightcaber.
2577. Doing an Alan Rickman voice for a character in-game is allowed. Unless it's his fake American accent from Die Hard.
2578. The maximized amplify spell does not ensure my bard can be heard on all adjoining continents.
2579. My Aasimar will stop annoying the tiefling with constant tales of growing up with a loving family and still having a healthy relationship with all of my parents and siblings.
2580. I will use my ability to summon my future self only for combat advantages and not for insider trading
2581. I will remember we are not playing the video game version of the setting and stop trying to pay for everything with firearms.
2582. In the middle of a Black Ops I don't have time to peel off all of the labels from the food in the break room's refrigerator.
2583. In the middle of a Black Ops I can't repeatedly put in the wrong password to log into everyone's computers, thus locking everyone out the next day.
2584. No matter how well I roll on my style check, I am not convincing the maitre d that blood-stained clothing is an upcoming fashion trend.
2585. My combat shotgun has multiple fire selection options. "Blacken the sky" is not one of them.
2586. My gnome bard is forbidden from playing the Drum Solo of Migraine Relief.
2587. Even if the rules allow it, I can't have a belt-fed flamethrower.
2588. I will not confuse the Irish Guy with the flamethrower with an accountant.
2589. I will stop trying to make Cabbage golems a thing.
2590. It's the Geneva Convention, not the Geneva Suggestion.
2591. Will not name my elf cleric Elrond Hubbard.
2592. I can't play a Navajo Codetalker if nobody else in the party can speak Navajo.
2593. No using a wish spell to make Right Said Fred bigger than the Beatles.
2594. My gatling gun wielding cowboy will not start the firefight with the battlecry "let's Bluegrass".
2595. If the word thermite appears anywhere in the cake recipe I will lose all the points I put into the cooking skill.
2596. The next step after cleaning out the Big Bad's castle is not to set up a garage sale for all his furniture.
2597. Dwarves don't keep paladins in their mines like canaries to monitor the balrog level while they dig.
2598. The words 'vaseline' and 'golem' will not appear in the same line during any plan.
2599. Even if the rules allow it, I can't wipe out an entire Tau cadre by spitting on them.
2600. My Scottish Jedi can't have a lightcaber.