2451-2475
2451. Any swashbucker I'm building is vetoed if I'm watching the video to Adam Ant's Stand and Deliver.
2452. Before I take advantage of the "kids eat free" offer my hin has to at least shave.
2453. Saving the queen from a natural disaster is a good thing. A fashion disaster not so much.
2454. My bard is now required to take a long rest between performances of Tarzan Boy.
2455. Can't name my aasimar bard Petra Stryper.
2456. Aasimar bards know more songs than just Disney tunes.
2457. My aasimar bard is not allowed to resemble any member of the Wiggles.
2458. Despite their ability for mimicry, I can't have all my tomes copied by Kenkus.
2459. No we can't steal the Death Star plans by just filling out all the appropriate paper work.
2460. A bard that plays like Bob Dillon is awesome. A bard that talks like Bob Dillon not so much.
2461. There is no such thing as the Dwarvish Poetry Guild.
2462. My paladin does not have fourth, classified, oath known only to Omnicorp.
2463. No reminding the DM the rules for parasitic infection are on page 13 of the DMG.
2464. I can't ask the dragon any riddle with the answer ytterbium.
2465. No leaving the future god of strife tied to a tree just because he's annoying.
2466. If I'm told to loop the feed for the video camera, they didn't mean with hard core porn.
2467. If we have to hide our weapons, no dumping the napalm into the fire sprinkler reserve tanks.
2468. No narrating the after battle report in Jacques Cousteau's voice.
2469. The AV-9 is for air support, not beer runs.
2470. If ordered to see if anybody is in a building, no setting it on fire and seeing if anybody runs out.
2471. Just because I min/maxed the heavy artillery skill doesn't mean I get to spend the entire adventure drinking cocoa and listening to the radio.
2472. The rest of the party would like to know why I'm putting all my skill points into nuclear warhead.
2473. Even if the rules allow it, I don't get a sustained fire bonus for nuclear weapons.
2474. My spotter is forbidden from playing I Spy with the sniper again.
2475. When told to distract the enemy, they didn't mean with a called shot to their flamethrower.
2452. Before I take advantage of the "kids eat free" offer my hin has to at least shave.
2453. Saving the queen from a natural disaster is a good thing. A fashion disaster not so much.
2454. My bard is now required to take a long rest between performances of Tarzan Boy.
2455. Can't name my aasimar bard Petra Stryper.
2456. Aasimar bards know more songs than just Disney tunes.
2457. My aasimar bard is not allowed to resemble any member of the Wiggles.
2458. Despite their ability for mimicry, I can't have all my tomes copied by Kenkus.
2459. No we can't steal the Death Star plans by just filling out all the appropriate paper work.
2460. A bard that plays like Bob Dillon is awesome. A bard that talks like Bob Dillon not so much.
2461. There is no such thing as the Dwarvish Poetry Guild.
2462. My paladin does not have fourth, classified, oath known only to Omnicorp.
2463. No reminding the DM the rules for parasitic infection are on page 13 of the DMG.
2464. I can't ask the dragon any riddle with the answer ytterbium.
2465. No leaving the future god of strife tied to a tree just because he's annoying.
2466. If I'm told to loop the feed for the video camera, they didn't mean with hard core porn.
2467. If we have to hide our weapons, no dumping the napalm into the fire sprinkler reserve tanks.
2468. No narrating the after battle report in Jacques Cousteau's voice.
2469. The AV-9 is for air support, not beer runs.
2470. If ordered to see if anybody is in a building, no setting it on fire and seeing if anybody runs out.
2471. Just because I min/maxed the heavy artillery skill doesn't mean I get to spend the entire adventure drinking cocoa and listening to the radio.
2472. The rest of the party would like to know why I'm putting all my skill points into nuclear warhead.
2473. Even if the rules allow it, I don't get a sustained fire bonus for nuclear weapons.
2474. My spotter is forbidden from playing I Spy with the sniper again.
2475. When told to distract the enemy, they didn't mean with a called shot to their flamethrower.